30 Outrageous Job Listings That Make Job Hunting Feel Like A Nightmare
In today's job market, you'll find listings that ask for things that just don't make sense
Imagine searching for a job online and coming across listings that make you say, "Is this real?" Well, many people feel the same way in today's job market.
You've probably seen job postings that seem ridiculous. Some companies ask for way too much work but offer very little pay. It can make job hunting feel like a nightmare.
To lighten the mood and share a laugh, let's talk about some of the craziest job listings out there. These are the ones that make you wonder if the world has gone crazy.
In today's job market, you'll find listings that ask for things that just don't make sense. Like a job that wants five years of experience in something that's only been around for three years. Or a job that needs you to know a bunch of different computer languages and be able to do circus tricks. It's like they're asking for superheroes!
But it's not just the requirements that are crazy; it's also the pay (or lack of it). Some companies offer to pay you with "exposure," which doesn't pay the bills. Others promise you can make tons of money, but only if you work hard for them.
Despite all the craziness, there's something funny about it all. Job seekers share stories about these ridiculous listings online, like a club of people who've seen it all. It's a way to laugh about the tough job search process and know you're not alone.
Job hunting can be...
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1. "Now Hiring But Not Really!"
2. "Wants A Masters Degree For A Minimum Wage Job"
3. "Kind Redditor Offering A Job… And What A Deal It Is! "
4. "Woman Thinks Two Jobs Are One"
5. "Apply For This Job! But Only If Your Portfolio Has No Gaps, Yet You Can Start For Me Tomorrow Without Needing To Work A 2 Week Notice For Your Precious Employment"
6. "Sick? That’ll cost you $100"
7. " $6.25 An Hour ?"
8. "Neighbors Want To Hire A Maid To Clean 5 Houses For Under Minimum Wage"
9. "Girlfriend Is Looking For Jobs, Found An Opening For Slave Labor "
10. "We Don’t Pay You, You Have To Pay Us"
11. "There is nothing entry-level about this."
12. "Full Time Job No Pay"
13. "Here, Take This Full Time Job For $1.50 An Hour, Oh And I’ll Need You To Be My Personal Chauffeur Too"
14. "Shockingly, This Company Can’t Find Anyone With ‘Thick Skin’ Willing To Work 8-5 And Be Available To Respond To Email And Calls For The Rest Of Their Waking Hours "
15. "Actual Job Posting I Found Today"
16. "Ridiculous Job Posting Lists “Can Afford To Live On Minimum Wage” As A Qualification"
17. " A Full $10/Hour!"
18. "Job Ad: Caretaker Work For Free! No Wage! Bonus Power, Water And Bathroom Access!"
19. "Everything About This Job Listing"
20. "You must be willing to run an entire safari but you’ll be paid like you’re running the drive-thru window."
21. "Company Requires “20+ Yrs Experience” To Hire You For $18-$22 An Hour"
22. "Great Low Paying Job With A Friendly Boss!"
23. "An Employer With An Insane List Of Requirements For A Strenuous And Dangerous Job… That Only Pays $8.50 An Hour"
24. "Wants To Hire A Photographer For 8 Hours. No Pay, But Will Put Your Name On The Flyer! (Yeah, No Thanks)"
25. "Every time I think it can’t get worse…"
26. "This takes being “hungry for it” to new levels"
27. " It Job Listing Requires 4 Months Of Unpaid Training For A 2 Month Internship"
28. "This Is An Actual Job Posting…"
29. "You Better Be Reliable And On Time For This Incredibly Below Minimum Wage Job!"
30. "In Search Of Someone Who Doesn’t Value Their Time Whatsoever"
When you stumble upon a bizarre job listing during your job search, take comfort in knowing that others share your experience. Keep a sense of humor, stay optimistic, and persevere in your quest for employment.
Remember, finding our place in the working world is a journey we all undertake, and the challenges along the way only make the eventual success all the more rewarding.
Damjan
