Reading About These Familiar Minor Injuries Is Giving Us All Sympathy Pain

Some minor injuries are so specific, they make your whole body wince just from reading the words. That is exactly the vibe here, as Reddit users pile onto a question about the tiny, everyday pains that somehow hurt way more than they should.

The post comes from r/AskReddit, where one user asked, "What minor injury hurts like a MF?" and the responses quickly turned into a parade of painfully relatable examples. From foot pain to door-frame disasters, the thread is full of the kind of discomfort most people can picture instantly.

By the end, you may be crossing your legs, flexing your toes, or guarding your shin without even realizing it. lawyeratyourservice

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1. Plantar Fasciitis

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As one of the most common causes of heel pain, plantar fasciitis occurs when the thick band of tissue that runs across the bottom of each foot, connecting the heel bone to the toes, becomes inflamed. Science is unsure exactly what causes this condition or why it's so excessively painful, but factors such as your occupation, age, weight, and even hobbies can increase your risk.

2. Getting Hit in the Ankle with Something You're Supposed to Be Having Fun With.

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3. Gas Pains

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4. Pinching Your Finger in the Door

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5. Hitting Your Shin Bone... on Anything

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6. That Specific Ingrown Hair

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7. The Pinky Toe Pain Is Real

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8. Leg Cramps

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NHS Says:

"A leg cramp is an episode of sudden pain in the muscles of the leg caused by an involuntary contraction (shortening) of the leg muscle. Most leg cramps occur in the calf muscles and, less commonly, in the feet and thighs. Cramps can last from a few seconds up to 10 minutes. Thigh muscle cramps tend to last the longest."giphy

9. Hitting Your Head on the Cabinet Door

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It Always Happens at the Worst Possible Times, Too

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10. Funny Bone

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That Not-So-Funny, Funny Bone

The ulnar nerve is located near the ulnar bone, but most people are unfamiliar with the term. It's so easy and common to injure because this nerve is the largest in the human body, unprotected by muscle or bone!

If you hit this nerve while your elbow is flexed, you will experience an electric shock-like sensation.

Same kind of boundary moment as the friend who scratched your face, and you refused to pet sit again.

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11. Heartburn

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12. Hangnail

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13. Clipping Your Nail Too Short

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14. The Smallest Shards of Glass in the Worst Places

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15. When Nobody Laughs at Your Joke

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16. Biting Your Tongue, Lip, or Cheek

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I'm definitely not chewing on my cheek because I bit it a week ago as we speak. Definitely not.

Anyway, that was way too much synesthesia for some of us, but not quite enough for others. Everyone enjoys passing the time in different ways. Were you surprised that a paper cut didn't make the top 16 upvoted comments (because I was)?

What are your thoughts about things that shouldn't cause pain but definitely do? Let us know what's on your mind in the comment section.

Wait, you mean the roommate’s cat scratched her dog’s eye, and you refused vet bills, read this AITA showdown about paying for the cat-caused eye injury.