29 People Share Their Useless Talents And Potential Party Tricks In This Funny Reddit Thread
You can paint, but these people can move a cookie from their forehead to their mouth without using their hands. You are not the same.
One Reddit question turned into a surprisingly entertaining parade of odd little abilities, and people were eager to prove that “useless” does not always mean boring. The thread quickly filled with everything from weirdly specific tricks to skills that sound pointless until you picture them at a party.
What makes it fun is how ordinary some of these talents seem on the surface, yet how impressive they become once people explain them. A few are genuinely practical, some are just hilarious, and a couple are the kind of thing you would absolutely brag about if you could do them.
By the end, it is hard not to wonder which of these talents is actually the most useful after all.
1. Technically, anybody can do this if they try hard enough or not try at all
subzeroxdking32. This is a great way to make some extra cash! This person is like a walking, talking Ancestry.com
RichRichieRichardV3. Are you going to talk about it, or are you going to make a tutorial?
One Redditor rightfully commented that this person is a witch. Don't get your pitchforks out yet; we have to know the secret!
ENEBZILE
4. This has a lot of potential for a new career
RandomRobotMan
5. Impressed and envious at the same time
PMYOURBOOBOVERFLOW
6. This person can enter power napping at the Olympics
HighOnGoofballs
7. This can't be real, right? Are you even human?
TroupeMaster_Grimm
8. X-Files theme plays somewhere in the background
PfhorHunter
9. You didn't have to flex that hard!
califwhornia
10. The duality of this person is astounding
onebatch_twobatch
11. Are you going to join Survivor?
EveFluff
12. Anyone else wondering if this person has a TikTok account?
Halloween_Cake
Also, it reminds us of practical fixes that make ordinary situations easier to handle.
13. The judges were wrong, and you were robbed!
IgnoreAndScroll404
14. Google Maps for dead, famous people (and the ones buried beside them)
canuckbuck2020
15. Finally! Something I can relate to!
waterbottlejesus
16. AI facial recognition software wishes it could be you
CupcakesGalore822
17. Can you tell us how many brands use Helvetica?
spamsince
18. It really is not a game of chance if this person is involved
unknown
19. How do you even discover this talent?
wimpyhunter
20. It's a little sad when you realize your friends would prefer a dog over you
DoctorRickStudwell
21. That escalated quickly
ScurryBlackRifle
22. It's better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it
OchitaSora
23. This human caricature
CarvedCuts
24. Good for you, I guess
BADartAgain
25. Hoping to meet this person someday and see this with my own eyes
yearighttt
26. Did you write this with your eyes closed?
Kaintu-Rife
27. Geography is preventing you from reaching your full potential
Back2Bach
28. Perfect to fool all those scam callers
unknown
29. Genuinely impressive!
unknown
Your imagination truly is your limit. It's possible that if any of us try hard enough, we can all find unique and 'useless' talents. The world would be more interesting, that's for sure!
How about you? Have you found your 'useless' talent yet? Can you share it with us?
Some of these talents are way more useful than they first sound.
That “witch” claim is nothing compared to 81 visual anomalies that break your logic.
