29 People Share Their Useless Talents And Potential Party Tricks In This Funny Reddit Thread
You can paint, but these people can move a cookie from their forehead to their mouth without using their hands. You are not the same.
It all started with one simple question: What is a useless talent you have? This fascinating query was posed by one Reddit user, and soon enough, replies began pouring in.
To say that the myriad of 'useless' talents we discovered were truly unique and hilarious would be an understatement. While none of the talents shared on the thread will change the world, they made a lot of people laugh!
People with untrained eyes might consider these talents useless, but some of them are genuinely impressive. Some of the abilities the netizens shared will even make you say, "I wish I could do that!"
Someone mentioned they physically can't experience brain freeze. I mean, how is that fair for those of us who have to cradle our heads if we drink an iced beverage too fast? A true superhuman can even fold a fitted sheet without struggling and make it look flat!
These individuals have abilities that would help them out of a sticky situation pretty easily, and I don't know about you, but to me, that counts as a useful talent.
At the end of the day, it's all in good fun, and Reddit users have successfully used the internet properly again. Is it the best website? Debatable, but these talents put it a step above others.
1. Technically, anybody can do this if they try hard enough or not try at all
subzeroxdking32. This is a great way to make some extra cash! This person is like a walking, talking Ancestry.com
RichRichieRichardV3. Are you going to talk about it, or are you going to make a tutorial?
One Redditor rightfully commented that this person is a witch. Don't get your pitchforks out yet; we have to know the secret!
ENEBZILE
4. This has a lot of potential for a new career
RandomRobotMan
5. Impressed and envious at the same time
PMYOURBOOBOVERFLOW
6. This person can enter power napping at the Olympics
HighOnGoofballs
7. This can't be real, right? Are you even human?
TroupeMaster_Grimm
8. X-Files theme plays somewhere in the background
PfhorHunter
9. You didn't have to flex that hard!
califwhornia
10. The duality of this person is astounding
onebatch_twobatch
11. Are you going to join Survivor?
EveFluff
12. Anyone else wondering if this person has a TikTok account?
Halloween_Cake
13. The judges were wrong, and you were robbed!
IgnoreAndScroll404
14. Google Maps for dead, famous people (and the ones buried beside them)
canuckbuck2020
15. Finally! Something I can relate to!
waterbottlejesus
16. AI facial recognition software wishes it could be you
CupcakesGalore822
17. Can you tell us how many brands use Helvetica?
spamsince
18. It really is not a game of chance if this person is involved
unknown
19. How do you even discover this talent?
wimpyhunter
20. It's a little sad when you realize your friends would prefer a dog over you
DoctorRickStudwell
21. That escalated quickly
ScurryBlackRifle
22. It's better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it
OchitaSora
23. This human caricature
CarvedCuts
24. Good for you, I guess
BADartAgain
25. Hoping to meet this person someday and see this with my own eyes
yearighttt
26. Did you write this with your eyes closed?
Kaintu-Rife
27. Geography is preventing you from reaching your full potential
Back2Bach
28. Perfect to fool all those scam callers
unknown
29. Genuinely impressive!
unknown
Your imagination truly is your limit. It's possible that if any of us try hard enough, we can all find unique and 'useless' talents. The world would be more interesting, that's for sure!
How about you? Have you found your 'useless' talent yet? Can you share it with us?
