Weirdly Specific But Super Relatable Tweets About Working In Restaurants

There are two kinds of people in this world: those who have worked in retail and those who haven't. You can always tell when someone has never had one of those "pull yourself up by the bootstraps" learning experience jobs in a restaurant or any retail-related position. How? Well, for one, they treat people who work in restaurants or retail settings poorly. For another, they tend to be a little more entitled and rude than those who have been humbled by seemingly bottom-of-the-barrel jobs.

I say seemingly because, really, there's a lot of hard work that goes into serving the public. Sure, some places have lower expectations than others, but these are usually good people who have bills to pay like the rest of us. And they're all sick of your nonsense.

This is how you know you work too many hours.

Bills don't pay themselves.

StephenKonopka

You are responsible for covering your shift.

If you don't cover your shift, you're in trouble.

life_iscraZZY

Okay, this one is an exaggeration.

If you show up 6 minutes before closing, though, I hope you get hemorrhoids.

adrianmoreno196

There is no in between.

No exceptions. No exclusions. Just facts.

haleyoliviaa

Wasted Breath

I hope it makes you feel better, loser.

IssaSassyBitch

If you think the joke you've told a million times is priceless...

It is probably worthless.

Twitter

There's a whole lot of stupid out there, folks.

Unfortunately.

ClapGod

It's called efficiency.

As long as it doesn't violate health codes, go for it.

mariah_hartjes

The customer is always right.

tHe CuStOmEr iS aLwAyS rIgHt

ninamorla

Surely, this can't be too far in the future?

We are a sass-filled, emoji-loving society, aren't we?

a_bakee

What do you people think we're made of?

Extra appendages don't come with the apron, pal.

CharlotteCrook2

It's an obligation.

I couldn't have done anything to prevent the wait, but I was trying to be polite.

Stephfrancex