Ridiculous History Facts That Are So Absurd They Somewhat Feel Fake

History is something that a lot of people surprisingly find boring. The main events that happened in history are cruel and gruesome, and people would rather not be reminded of how terrible human beings can be. For the most part, history is quite interesting and always manages to teach us a lot of important lessons that help us evolve and become better.

History has a way of repeating itself, so the best thing to do is prevent it from doing so by learning about all the major events that happened in history. We already know how things turned out, and it would be unwise to risk it once again.

History can actually be quite entertaining; they never taught us some history lessons because they are not as important as the main historical events that everyone should know.

A Redditor who goes by the username u/Aquatax made a post on the r/AskReddit subreddit where he asked the community, "What historical events are so absurd that they would be too strange for a fiction story or a movie?" u/Aquatax received a lot of interesting answers that will completely blow your mind.

Scroll down and check out some of the most ridiculous history facts that you probably did not know before.

1. "He was too embarrassed to tell anyone about it while it was going on."

Back in the 1780s, after being elected President, George Washington decided to send a letter to Congress that basically said, "Hey, looking forward to working with y'all; this will be exciting!"However, George wasn’t very eloquent and was generally busy and stressed, so he asked his friend James Madison to compose the letter to Congress, which James did.When Congress received the letter, they decided to respond in kind, not wanting to slight the new president. They wanted to send back a letter that essentially said, "We’re glad you’re excited; so are we!" They decided there was no one better in Congress to write the letter than their very own... James Madison.So, James wrote a response to the letter he had written in the first place, and Congress sent it to George. George decided to respond with something along the lines of, "Oh, good, I’m excited that you’re excited, too!" — and since his buddy James did such an excellent job with the first letter, George again went to him and had him compose the response.Congress received the letter and, again not wanting to be awkward and ignore the PRESIDENT, decided to reply with yet another letter that basically said, "Hey, we’re excited that you’re excited that we’re excited!" ...and once again, they had James Madison compose the response.So James Madison, future 4th president of the United States, wound up writing himself four letters back and forth between "George Washington" and "Congress," and was too embarrassed to tell anyone about it while it was going on.Reddit

2. "In 1939, some American Nazis hung up a 'No Jews Allowed' sign outside a store."

A 5'4'' Jew passed by and, naturally not appreciative of their business policy, tore up the signs. The Nazis gladly took this excuse to go out and beat him up... only to learn that Joseph Greenstein was known as The Mighty Atom, one of the most accomplished strongmen in American history. He was the type of guy who bends horseshoes and pushes nails through metal sheets with his palm for his job. Needless to say, the Nazis ended up in about the same state Germany would be in a couple of years.Reddit

3. "One of eleven children born to Charles and Maria Sax, Adolphe was an extremely accident-prone youth who barely made it to adulthood."

At three, he fell three floors down, bashing his head on the stone floor at the bottom. He drank a bowl of acidic water believing it was milk. He swallowed and subsequently passed a large needle. He flew across his father's workshop and was burned badly when a barrel of gunpowder exploded. He fell upon a hot cast-iron pan on a stove, burning his side. He frequently slept in a room where varnished furniture was drying, somehow avoiding poisoning and asphyxiation. He was hit in the head with a slate roof tile while walking down the street. He fell in a river and nearly drowned.Then this same child, whom some force was failing miserably to unalive, grew up and had the audacity to invent the saxophone.Reddit

4. "The Allies in Italy during WW2 were blocked at one point by an old castle that defended a critical valley they needed to move through."

The Nazis had taken it over and heavily fortified it with machine guns and artillery. It had a long ramp to the main gates that left the attackers open to machine gun fire. The back of the castle opened onto a sheer cliff. Destroying the castle wasn't an option.The British tried taking it from the front and failed. The Americans tried the same thing with more men and also failed.Enter the Canadian Army, who decided to scale the cliff at night, with all their gear, in complete silence and take the fort.And they did it.Reddit

5. "The Marathon at the 1904 Olympics in St. Louis."

The first-place finisher did most of the race in a car. He had intended to drop out and got a car back to the stadium to get his change of clothes, and just kind of started jogging when he heard the fanfare.The second-place finisher was carried across the finish line, legs technically twitching, by his trainers. They had been refusing him water and giving him a mixture of brandy and rat poison for the entire race. Doping wasn't illegal yet (and this was a terrible attempt at it), so he got the gold when the first guy was revealed.The third finisher was unremarkable, somehow.The fourth finisher was a Cuban mailman, who had raised the funds to attend the Olympics by running non-stop around his entire country. He landed in New Orleans and promptly lost all of the traveling money at a riverboat casino. He ran the race in dress shoes and long trousers (cut off at the knee by a fellow competitor with a knife). He probably would have come in first (well, second, behind the car) had it not been for the hour nap he took on the side of the track after eating rotten apples he found on the side of the race.The 9th and 12th finishers were from South Africa and ran barefoot. South Africa didn't actually send a delegation; these were students who just happened to be in town and thought it sounded fun. The 9th was chased a mile off course by angry dogs. Note: These are the first Africans to compete in any modern Olympic event.Half the participants had never raced competitively before. Some died.St. Louis only had one water stop on the entire run. This, coupled with the dusty road and exacerbated by the cars kicking up dust, led to the above fatalities. And yet, somehow, the rat poison guy survived to get the gold.The Russian delegation arrived a week late because they were still using the Julian calendar. In 1904.Reddit

6. "A guy broke into the Prime Minister of Canada's house with a knife, intent on killing the Prime Minister."

The Prime Minister's wife hears someone walking around downstairs and tries to wake her husband. The PM just tells her it's nothing; go back to sleep.She gets up and investigates, finding the knife-wielding assassin. She grabs an Inuit statue of a loon and beats the s**t out of the guy. Our PM then runs into the hall and helps his wife take down the assassin. These are two people in their 60s just kicking the s**t out of some dude in his late 20s.She calls the local police, who arrive only to realize they forgot the f***ing key to the front gate, so they send someone back to the station to get it.The assassin was later confirmed to have major mental health issues. Less than five years later, he was successfully treated for his schizophrenia, released from his treatment facility, and formally apologized to the couple.Reddit

7. "Benjamin F. Wilson was already a WWII veteran when he enlisted in the Korean War."

He had to take a demotion from lieutenant to private to do so, but he quickly rose back through the ranks. In 1951, he was put in charge of protecting a place they called Hell Hill, and he knew that an attack was coming, but he remained with his men. He took a bullet to the leg and then went into a one-man charge to kill seven and wound two Chinese soldiers alone. His men tried to take him for medical treatment, but when his stretcher was put down, he got up and limped back up the hill… just as everyone else was retreating. He charged alone with his rifle, killing three enemies. Then they took his rifle, so he killed four more with his entrenching shovel. The Chinese retreated for a while. The next day, Wilson went on a one-man assault again to take down 33 more enemy soldiers, despite his existing wounds. This was a guy who just wouldn’t be held down.Literally, this guy is too John Wick for John Wick; he wouldn't even pass as realistic.

8. "The fact that Stalin could’ve survived a heart attack he had if he hadn’t executed all the good doctors in the USSR. That’s karma."

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9. "Chinese revolutionaries blaming the sparrows for famine, which led to killing the population of sparrows and... more famine, because they broke the ecosystem and the locusts could spread."

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10. "The Roman Empire declaring war on Neptune, the god of water... they just went and stabbed the water."

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11. Honey Trap Fail

An attempt by Russian security forces to blackmail Indonesian leader Sukarno by filming him having sex with a group of flight attendants resulted in him requesting copies of the tapes to send to his friends.Reddit

12. "Immediately after being shot, Theodore Roosevelt continued by giving a 90-minute speech before going to the hospital."

Actually, all of Teddy’s life is fairly absurd now that I think about it.Reddit

13. "The real-life company was too preposterously wicked to be believable as a Bond villain. Let that sink in."

There was that time when a Bolivian water company tried to quadruple the price of water, and that was so comically over-the-top evil that James Bond: Quantum of Solace had to tone it down so that their fictional version was only trying to double the price of water.Reddit

14. "The Toronto Circus Riot of 1855."

The Fire Department and some clowns got into a disagreement at a whorehouse and got into a punch-up. The clowns won, but the firemen returned to the circus later and started attacking in revenge. The firemen won the day, but violence was stopped when the militia came in. The police did nothing, so the city fired all the police (and I mean everyone) and started a new police force.Reddit

15. "Douglas Bader"

RAF flying ace - 23 kills - though he had previously lost both his legs in (separate) flying accidents. He wore a pair of clunky tin legs.He was shot down over France in 1941. The Luftwaffe were so pleased to have captured him that they arranged for the RAF to drop a pair of his legs at a designated time and place, and cleared the sky for the drop to proceed.The RAF did indeed drop the legs as arranged, but since all German fighters and ack-ack had been stood down as arranged, it seemed a waste not to bomb a nearby enemy airfield.Meanwhile, Bader, stumping about on his tin legs, was a great hit with his Nazi captors. At a great party held by the Luftwaffe in his honor, he drank them under the table, excused himself to a third-floor bathroom, shinned down a drainpipe, and stumped off into the darkness.He was only recaptured by a German spy in the resistance. For the next four years, he continually escaped and was recaptured until he was finally sent to Colditz.After the war, there was a great spirit of reconciliation and togetherness between the air forces on both sides. Bader was not convinced. He was invited to address a crowd of assembled now ex-Luftwaffe pilots and began his speech with the words: "Seeing so many of you here today, I am struck by the single thought: I didn't kill enough of you bastards."Reddit

16. "The best sitcom setup"

Hitler, Tito, Stalin, Trotsky, and Freud were living in the same Vienna neighborhood in 1913.Reddit

17. "The last known kill by bow and arrow in combat was actually during the Battle of Dunkirk, 1940."

Jack Churchill landed a well-placed arrow into a German soldier's chest.He also chose to carry bagpipes and a Scottish longsword.Reddit

18. "Napoleon getting attacked by a horde of rabbits."

Basically, the story goes that a rabbit hunt was set up to celebrate the Treaties of Tilsit, and they ended up amassing somewhere between hundreds and thousands of rabbits (accounts vary). Anyway, on the day of the hunt, they set the rabbits in cages surrounding the area that they would be hunting in.They released them once everyone was set, but instead of being scared, the bunnies swarmed the hunting party. At first, they thought it was funny, but then it got overwhelming, and Napoleon and the others had to flee from the bunnies in a coach.Reddit

19. "Battle of Karansebes"

That time in the 1700s when the Austrian army got confused, waged a huge battle against itself within its own lines, and lost an estimated several hundred to a few thousand men (and a lot of equipment and money) in the process. They then retreated.The Ottomans, whom they were originally intending to fight, showed up two days later.Reddit

20. "Wojtek, the soldier bear!"

He served in the Polish army in WWII, helping his fellow soldiers by carrying heavy crates of ammunition into battle, saving precious time during combat.He had been recruited as a soldier when his division had to board an English ship that didn't allow animals on board. Outraged, the Polish then made him a soldier, and he lived through the war to die of old age in a zoo in 1963.Reddit

21. "British Secret Service created a sabotage device consisting of a dead rat with explosives shoved up its arse."

Back then, for safety, if you saw a dead rat, you scooped it up with a spade and chucked it into the furnace. This would ignite the explosives and blow up the building enough that the Nazis would call in their bomb squad for every dead rat.Reddit

They should make a show about all the ridiculous historical events. It's so interesting to see how amazingly weird our history is; it never fails to surprise me. If you know any other weird historical facts that were never mentioned, please make sure to share them with us in the comments below.