50 Of The Most Savage Tweets That Mock One Guy's Ridiculous Demands For Women In His Tinder Bio
The self-described open-minded fellow had 14 demands for women, many of which contradicted each other.
Tinder bios can be a gold mine for secondhand embarrassment, and this one went straight to the top of the pile. A screenshot of a man's dating profile started making the rounds after people noticed just how many demands he had for women.
The profile, shared by Aubry Andrews, listed 14 requirements that seemed to clash with each other at every turn. He wanted a woman with a high income, plenty of availability, and a long list of other traits that made the whole thing feel more like a job posting than a dating app bio.
That was enough to set off a wave of savage replies, and the internet did not hold back.
Here is the tweet that started it all...
AubryAndrewsAs you might expect, people saw the image and began to comment on it, sparking the creation of a seriously funny thread. Scroll down to see a collection of the responses.
The replies got sharper from there.
1. The profile guy
Ginger_ninja1632. National anthem of red flags
jake_fluekiger
3. Writing profiles for dating apps
Minister_Cocoa
4. She wouldn't be able to move
thelibbiegrant
5. Quite the ask if you ask me
JennieTetreault
6. A woman my age won't put up with me
xbabykittyrose
7. It's really funny
ababytino
8. He's scared of his poor performance
SaraBrower7
9. Someone for a catfish
FossilLocator
10. This is heinous enough as it is
not_the_Supeme
11. I'm a right-winger who's embarrassed
erod550
12. Paul with no matches
LolaDreaD
13. What is Paul bringing?
jmwaib
14. Marriage will only drag the queen down
Kurisitaru
15. Right!
PulleyCd
16. A list of rigorous, impossible requirements
trend_sarah
17. Who's gonna bet?
dracsucks
18. Quite true
fakepalles
19. It's the slap for me
JohnSteiner32
Also, if you’re debating honesty, read about the friend who got called out for dating choices.
20. Lol... Oh my...
Liryns
21. What it actually means...
ThatOneAuthor
22. Many people who don't understand what bodies look like
AhnaNemus
23. I'm wondering about this too
Sulphuric_Aceid
24. He is living in a fantasy land
OutlawWitch
25. Investing in a real doll
bexone
26. Really low
NotMaryJoLisa
27. Paul is trying to manage his insecurities
atomicpenguin7
28. He just wants a doll
aurrynthea
29. What he forgot to add...
jeetkuen666
30. To the point!
Ellico2020
31. You can manage... Lol
FortGeek
32. Paul is totally unbothered
bandosparks
33. A super unhealthy time
amypenprase
34. Paul is certainly bringing very little
timsbrannan
35. A bunch of red flags
BondNathan_007
36. Dangerously close to underweight
Ricardo_Gozinya
37. What this guy wants...
Max_is_lost
38. What he is asking for...
MikeDaltonBooks
39. A huge good luck
toomanycommas3
40. He thinks he can order one
shaindelr
41. What do I know?
pen_sorcery
42. He has so few dating options
katamongpigeons
43. A bad job listing
MSXenix
44. So unreal
Scififootball
45. Who's moving to Austin?
Litebob_1
46. Malnourishment
sheologian
47. The people who should be lining up...
DarkChaosComet
48. He made it plain
Camille_U_Adams
49. He's gonna get no one
nik_eni
50. A guarantee
pcrritesgood
Lonely bachelors began looking for marriages through printed advertisements as early as the 1700s. But now things have become more digitalized, and yet we still see ridiculous dating demands just like this one.
I suppose you simply never know who you will match with! Share your thoughts about this post in the comments below and share it with your loved ones as well.
Some people really do treat dating like a wishlist.
Want the fallout version? See how she confronted her friend’s harsh dating advice and lost the friendship.
