50 Of The Most Savage Tweets That Mock One Guy's Ridiculous Demands For Women In His Tinder Bio

The self-described open-minded fellow had 14 demands for women, many of which contradicted each other.

There is nothing new about Bumble and Tinder. We had videocassette dating services decades ago.

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However, it appears that even in the past, finding a partner would have been difficult for singles today. Users of online dating services typically use positive rather than negative words to describe their overall experiences on these sites. According to Dr. Laura Berman, a renowned sex therapist, "The challenge of online dating often lies in the unrealistic expectations that people set for themselves and others."

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Additionally, the majority of those who use online dating said it was at least relatively simple for them to locate people they found physically appealing, with whom they had similar interests, or whom they wanted to meet in person. Users did, however, encounter some drawbacks to online dating.

Most people who have used an online dating service believe that it is very common for individuals to lie just to appear more desirable. Others, however, have a less positive view of online dating, ranging from concerns about fraud or harassment to the opinion that these services encourage shallow relationships rather than deep ones. As Dr. Esther Perel, a couples therapist, states, "Online dating can sometimes lead to superficial connections, as people may prioritize appearance over emotional compatibility."

An internet personality named Aubry Andrews tweeted a screenshot of an online dating profile belonging to a guy. The so-called open-minded man had 14 requirements for women, many of which contradicted one another.

For instance, his ideal applicant must earn at least $100,000 while still being available six days a week. Whether it’s a joke or not, not even the best mountaineers could meet those criteria.

Here is the tweet that started it all...

Here is the tweet that started it all...AubryAndrews
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As you might expect, people saw the image and began to comment on it, sparking the creation of a seriously funny thread. Scroll down to see a collection of the responses.

1. The profile guy

1. The profile guyGinger_ninja163
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2. National anthem of red flags

2. National anthem of red flagsjake_fluekiger

3. Writing profiles for dating apps

3. Writing profiles for dating appsMinister_Cocoa

4. She wouldn't be able to move

4. She wouldn't be able to movethelibbiegrant

5. Quite the ask if you ask me

5. Quite the ask if you ask meJennieTetreault

6. A woman my age won't put up with me

6. A woman my age won't put up with mexbabykittyrose

7. It's really funny

7. It's really funnyababytino

8. He's scared of his poor performance

8. He's scared of his poor performanceSaraBrower7

9. Someone for a catfish

9. Someone for a catfishFossilLocator

10. This is heinous enough as it is

10. This is heinous enough as it isnot_the_Supeme

11. I'm a right-winger who's embarrassed

11. I'm a right-winger who's embarrassederod550

12. Paul with no matches

12. Paul with no matchesLolaDreaD

13. What is Paul bringing?

13. What is Paul bringing?jmwaib

14. Marriage will only drag the queen down

14. Marriage will only drag the queen downKurisitaru

15. Right!

15. Right!PulleyCd

16. A list of rigorous, impossible requirements

16. A list of rigorous, impossible requirementstrend_sarah

17. Who's gonna bet?

17. Who's gonna bet?dracsucks

18. Quite true

18. Quite truefakepalles

19. It's the slap for me

19. It's the slap for meJohnSteiner32

20. Lol... Oh my...

20. Lol... Oh my...Liryns

21. What it actually means...

21. What it actually means...ThatOneAuthor

22. Many people who don't understand what bodies look like

22. Many people who don't understand what bodies look likeAhnaNemus

23. I'm wondering about this too

23. I'm wondering about this tooSulphuric_Aceid

24. He is living in a fantasy land

24. He is living in a fantasy landOutlawWitch

25. Investing in a real doll

25. Investing in a real dollbexone

26. Really low

26. Really lowNotMaryJoLisa

27. Paul is trying to manage his insecurities

27. Paul is trying to manage his insecuritiesatomicpenguin7

28. He just wants a doll

28. He just wants a dollaurrynthea

29. What he forgot to add...

29. What he forgot to add...jeetkuen666

30. To the point!

30. To the point!Ellico2020

31. You can manage... Lol

31. You can manage... LolFortGeek

32. Paul is totally unbothered

32. Paul is totally unbotheredbandosparks

33. A super unhealthy time

33. A super unhealthy timeamypenprase

34. Paul is certainly bringing very little

34. Paul is certainly bringing very littletimsbrannan

35. A bunch of red flags

35. A bunch of red flagsBondNathan_007

36. Dangerously close to underweight

36. Dangerously close to underweightRicardo_Gozinya

37. What this guy wants...

37. What this guy wants...Max_is_lost

38. What he is asking for...

38. What he is asking for...MikeDaltonBooks

39. A huge good luck

39. A huge good lucktoomanycommas3

40. He thinks he can order one

40. He thinks he can order oneshaindelr

41. What do I know?

41. What do I know?pen_sorcery

42. He has so few dating options

42. He has so few dating optionskatamongpigeons

43. A bad job listing

43. A bad job listingMSXenix

44. So unreal

44. So unrealScififootball

45. Who's moving to Austin?

45. Who's moving to Austin?Litebob_1

46. Malnourishment

46. Malnourishmentsheologian

47. The people who should be lining up...

47. The people who should be lining up...DarkChaosComet

48. He made it plain

48. He made it plainCamille_U_Adams

49. He's gonna get no one

49. He's gonna get no onenik_eni

50. A guarantee

50. A guaranteepcrritesgood

Lonely bachelors began looking for marriages through printed advertisements as early as the 1700s. But now things have become more digitalized, and yet we still see ridiculous dating demands just like this one.

I suppose you simply never know who you will match with! Share your thoughts about this post in the comments below and share it with your loved ones as well.

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