9 People Share Their Text Exchanges With Totally Self-Absorbed Nutcases

The Internet has made commerce much easier; you can sell or buy items without even getting out of your chair. No more hassle of navigating traffic, visiting multiple stores, and exploring different shopping malls.

However, some people also want to be spared from the hassle of paying, and they go to extremes to get what they want, to the point that others can't believe they are serious. 

Their demands are so outrageous that it's hard not to wonder. These Facebook Marketplace sellers have encountered this kind of self-involved and shameless behavior, and they are sharing their text exchanges.

1. Forgot she owed money for utilities…

2. I need my fridge cleaned…

3. And would that be all, sir?

4. Well, he tried…

5. Yes, that is how you adopt children… via text messages.

6. Is that all? No problem…

7. It's not a job; it's a passion…

8. "Is it made of gold?"

9. And what materials are preferred?