12 Habits Of Shoppers That Drive Retail Workers Up The Wall

The customer is always right, huh?

Retail workers learn fast, some customers are there to shop, and some are there to test how much patience a person can physically carry. The funny part is, it never starts with anything dramatic, it starts with tiny moments that spiral the second someone decides “rules” are just suggestions.

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This list is basically a highlight reel of the stuff shoppers do that makes employees’ eyes do that quick “please don’t” blink. One minute you’re watching someone act like they “love my job” while the next person treats the register like it’s open for vibes only. Add in the customers who refuse to take a hint, the ones who ask questions that clearly got answered 20 times already, and the crowd that shows up right when you’re “closed,” and suddenly everyone’s having a very different day.

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Here’s how the register gets roasted, one habit at a time.

1. News flash: they just don’t care

1. News flash: they just don’t carecclnicke
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2. Go talk to a bartender

2. Go talk to a bartendertravelling_afro
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3. Hmmm… He really does not look amused

3. Hmmm… He really does not look amused__BigO__

4. “I love my job”

4. “I love my job”reddit.com

5. Customers… they’re just. No

5. Customers… they’re just. Noevelynnleee

6. Cool, never mind

6. Cool, never mindBreakthrugh_if

7. Soooo spot on!

7. Soooo spot on!reddit.com

It’s basically the same as the “Am I the jerk?” fight over a coworker stealing lunches.

8. Never heard that one before…

8. Never heard that one before…JoshM4rt

9. Well… I need to pay my bills

9. Well… I need to pay my billstaylor_mccowenx

10. What makes you think we’re closed? No, we are just doing it for fun.

10. What makes you think we’re closed? No, we are just doing it for fun.katiekml

11. Anyone else get this at the register??

11. Anyone else get this at the register??reddit.com

12. I don’t think customer service workers know the answer to this

12. I don’t think customer service workers know the answer to thisrofnl

That “they just don’t care” energy hits hardest when the shopper walks in like the store hours are optional, not written down for a reason.

Next thing you know, someone needs to “go talk to a bartender,” while the employee is standing there like, cool, never mind.

Then it’s “What makes you think we’re closed?” plus the customer’s confidence that they’re paying their bills, so somehow that overrides everything.

And when the register conversation turns into “anyone else get this at the register??” the worker is left thinking, I don’t think customer service workers know the answer to this.

Working in retail can be a challenge at times, but it can also be incredibly rewarding! There's nothing more satisfying than helping a customer find exactly what they're looking for and making their day better.

Sure, there are days when things don't go as planned, but that's just part of the job. In retail, you get the chance to meet new people, have interesting conversations, and develop your customer service skills.

Plus, you get to work in a fun, fast-paced environment and learn how to manage your time and multitask. Working in retail can be tough, but the rewards are worth it.

Well, this sounds like a promotional text for retail companies, but it is true. Working in retail is the first job for many people, and it is an important experience. Good or bad, it doesn't matter. It is an experience that allows us to progress and grow.

And most importantly, it gives us tweets like this, and we love them. Long live retail!

Nobody wants to work for free, especially not when the customer already knows the store is closed.

Want the full lunch-thief blowup? Read how they confronted a coworker over stolen meal prep.

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