Redditors Post Their Most Interesting Shower Thoughts That Really Change Your Perspective
"Your brain knows where all of your organs are and won't tell you"
Have you ever sung into your shampoo bottle as if you’re putting on the best concert for your imaginary audience? Or had ideas that you believe are revolutionary?
Shower rooms are breeding grounds for imaginations running wild and contemplative thinking. You enter to clean yourself, and suddenly you’re making up scenarios and brainstorming ideas unexpectedly.
It's a win-win situation: you come out scot-free and with a revelation. The best part is that the topics for your shower thoughts are endless.
Shower thoughts happen to many people, even if unintentionally. There are a couple of reasons why showers provoke this kind of thinking.
First, there are obviously fewer distractions when you shower—distractions related to your responsibilities and obligations. This frees up mental space for thoughts beyond those concerns.
Another reason is the sense of relaxation that comes with cleaning yourself. The act is so familiar that you don’t have to put much effort into thinking through each step, allowing your brain to wander without putting you in any danger.
This phenomenon is very common and is discussed in many Twitter threads, as well as having a dedicated subreddit called r/showerthoughts. Here are entries from Redditors.
1. There are many people who have surpassed barriers for sensitive content
nice_boi2. Isn't this sweet? Or a little weird?
sinisterlemons3. A sad, slightly grim fact
Publandlady
4. Although people who join the lottery are very diverse, there are also these individuals
av0c
5. Did they just look at them and think 'yum'?
fewelevator4
6. Next time someone calls you out for your 'laziness,' you can use this argument
jackzboy
7. Before you get spooked in graveyards
whitewhenwrong
8. There’s a higher rate of bullied band members than jocks in schools
bgharambee
9. Live your Hansel and Gretel witch dream
anacceptavleusername
10. Constant headaches would drive anyone mad
sgoody614
11. The grass is greener on the other side, according to both sides
it_was_not_a_fart
12. Following the weirdness of the gummy worms realization
edgememeston
13. They’re too curious for their own good
Icy-Language2003
14. Again, a paradox that would blow people's minds
ItsHerox
15. It's not just you doing the chore; it's you making sure it gets done so you won't worry about it until the next trash day
frickafreshhh
16. You can put this on your resume
luegaria
17. Which is really ironic
peanut31
18. They're kept in our subconscious
baguettenation
19. This is why the nature of women being pregnant is so complex
acassettetape
20. It’s a never-ending cycle
hmitch94
21. Somehow, time moves faster when you’re older, and you look back to the time when you were impatient to grow up
BandaidPuppet
22. Have you ever thought about the water-to-corpse ratio? No?
JollyTraveler
23. At least you’re freer to rummage around
Multifandomone
24. Give them the laugh they deserve; they mean well
Alexander_Wrote
25. Someone's got to do the job, and the requirement is the smartest people
SANcapITY
26. The cynicism makes it a bit dull, doesn't it? Best to keep the wonder
nudenewt
27. The possible origin of the story is quite unclear
skumdog_packleader
28. No accidents, and they should remember that when someone’s telling them otherwise
lightsaberbatman
29. Does this make you think of those who are blissfully relaxed all the time?
hmtheman8908
30. If you want to talk about privilege, check this out
_Dawn_Amber_
31. To get into the darker details
NOT_A_JABRONI
32. It’s basically a museum piece of the earth if it weren’t inhabited by humans
JLaws23
33. And not once did they show that it was rewound
gaydotaer
34. On this episode of a medical drama
deleted
35. This should be passed as a law
dnoj
36. A jogging paradox
MrSeverum
37. This would benefit many people because of the interest others would show
exposedentrepreneur
38. Bulk family planning
skibach
39. It’s nothing different from what everyone else has experienced
cwtheredsoxfan
40. They might get frustrated and flip the board
siffos
41. Imagine if this is the case and you’re on the sour side of judging those who give fewer f*cks
bjnterv
42. That would put a lot of windshield wiper manufacturers out of business
telumv
43. It’s not like there’s a go-to fact-checker for that
bid325
44. A dollar for your thoughts?
DarthStrakh
45. This is why there shouldn't be an award for it in the first place
taoduck
46. Next time you hear this idiom, you can bring up this fact
cubosh
47. And sedatives are basically the silent button
EndTimeEchoes
48. Most people don't even know if there's a suggested distance before you turn where they indicate
m_lynx
49. That’s why it’s better to try new things; you might surprise yourself
sidneyrl
50. We've got science to turn to for this
goat1915
After reading all of these shower thoughts, you might be inspired to have a little session of reflection on your existence. Not only that, but also on all the mysteries of the world.
The bathroom might be the perfect platform for you to start with your questions. If it gets to be too much, however, you can always take a break by rocking out with the shampoo bottle again.
What was your wildest shower epiphany? Tell us about it in the comments.