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Online Group Shares 50 Completely Irrational And Useless Signs For Everybody To Get A Good Laugh

Who came up with these terrible yet hilarious signs?

Online Group Shares 50 Completely Irrational And Useless Signs For Everybody To Get A Good Laugh

Some people can’t even spell their own names on a sign, and somehow that’s still giving us the best entertainment of the week. An online group decided to collect “completely irrational and useless signs for everybody,” and it’s basically a nonstop parade of baffling messages that make you stop, squint, and laugh at the same time.

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These aren’t just minor typos, either. You’ll see full-on nonsense like “How does it taste?” “Gauge your poo,” and “Hand jobs?” alongside signs that sound like they were written mid-argument. There are also messages that feel wildly personal, like “Very self-centered,” plus random directions like “Instructions please” and “Exemptions please,” making the whole situation feel like chaos with a font.

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And once you spot a few, you’ll start noticing how often the world refuses to make sense.

1. What are you?

1. What are you?Useless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular Signage
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2. What!

Person holding a sign that says “What are you?” in a group.Useless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular Signage
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3. No thank you

3. No thank youUseless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular Signage

4. I'm leaving already

4. I'm leaving alreadyUseless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular Signage

5. My goodness

5. My goodnessUseless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular Signage

6. Don't try it

6. Don't try itUseless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular Signage

7. Seriously?

7. Seriously?Useless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular Signage

8. I don't think so

8. I don't think soUseless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular Signage

9. How does it taste?

9. How does it taste?Useless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular Signage

10. The irony

10. The ironyUseless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular Signage

The second you read “What are you?” and then immediately get “What!” back, you realize this sign maker was not aiming for clarity, just confusion.

Why does creating signs seem to be such a difficult task?

However, for some reason, sign manufacturers everywhere appear to struggle to make their points very often. We are grateful for their appalling work performance, as we can now appreciate all of these amusing signs!

11. Lol

Funny protest signs with ironic slogans, one reads “We are grateful”Useless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular Signage

12. Are they milking people now?

12. Are they milking people now?Useless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular Signage

13. A karate lawyer

13. A karate lawyerUseless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular Signage

14. From where?

14. From where?Useless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular Signage

15. Have what?

15. Have what?Useless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular Signage

16. You heard that

16. You heard thatUseless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular Signage

17. How do they see it?

17. How do they see it?Useless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular Signage

18. Misdirected signs

18. Misdirected signsUseless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular Signage

19. Good one

19. Good oneUseless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular Signage

20. Bubble tea

20. Bubble teaUseless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular Signage

This also reminds us of the Reddit debate about inviting a friend who mocked your idea on a last-minute trip.

21. This is funny

21. This is funnyUseless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular Signage

22. Will you be attending?

22. Will you be attending?Useless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular Signage

23. Instructions please

23. Instructions pleaseUseless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular Signage

24. Okay

Event invitation signs with instructions, including “Will you be attending?”Useless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular Signage

25. It's really invincible

25. It's really invincibleUseless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular Signage

26. If you can catch up to them

26. If you can catch up to themUseless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular Signage

27. You're warned

27. You're warnedUseless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular Signage

28. Very self-centered

28. Very self-centeredUseless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular Signage

29. No way

Humorous warning signs with self-centered messages, including “You’re warned”Useless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular Signage

30. Hand jobs?

30. Hand jobs?Useless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular Signage

31. Lol... Can't tell

31. Lol... Can't tellUseless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular Signage

32. Doesn't look like it

32. Doesn't look like itUseless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular Signage

33. As simple as that

33. As simple as thatUseless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular Signage

34. Gauge your poo

34. Gauge your pooUseless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular Signage

35. They're really wack

35. They're really wackUseless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular Signage

36. We see that

36. We see thatUseless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular Signage

37. Shaking my head

37. Shaking my headUseless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular Signage

38. That's a cyclist?

38. That's a cyclist?Useless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular Signage

39. I'm not laughing

39. I'm not laughingUseless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular Signage

40. Just so you know

40. Just so you knowUseless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular Signage

41. And it didn't miss

41. And it didn't missUseless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular Signage

42. Be warned

42. Be warnedUseless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular Signage

43. Good luck with that

43. Good luck with thatUseless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular Signage

44. Exemptions please

44. Exemptions pleaseUseless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular Signage

45. Be mindful of that

45. Be mindful of thatUseless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular Signage

46. That's way inhumane

46. That's way inhumaneUseless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular Signage

47. Clearance sales!

47. Clearance sales!Useless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular Signage

48. It is an unfinished research after all

48. It is an unfinished research after allUseless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular Signage

49. Nice one

49. Nice oneUseless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular Signage

50. You don't say

50. You don't sayUseless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular Signage

Then the collection escalates with “How does it taste?” and “Bubble tea,” as if the signs collectively decided to become snack-themed riddles.

After that, “Gauge your poo” and “Hand jobs?” show up, and suddenly the group’s “rational” label is officially dead.

By the time you hit “You’re warned,” “Be mindful of that,” and “Clearance sales!,” it feels like every sign is simultaneously pleading and threatening you.

You've made it to the end of this collection, and we hope you're feeling motivated to look out for all of the shoddy signs that you can see around you right now. If you keep an eye out, you'll undoubtedly come across some misspellings or dubious messages.

We really hope you enjoyed these pictures, so please leave a comment about it below and share this post as well.

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