65 Online Shoppers Who Had ALL The Audacity

Online resell has brought out the worst in some people.

Online shopping can bring out the boldest bargain hunters, and this roundup has plenty of proof. From lowball offers on expensive items to buyers who seem to think “free” means negotiable, these screenshots from r/ChoosingBeggars capture the kind of messages sellers never forget.

The posts below show just how messy second-hand selling can get, especially when people are trying to move everything from furniture to electronics. Some buyers ask for the impossible, some push their luck, and some manage to make a simple sale feel like a full-time job. Read on.

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What's more, the second-hand market, especially with clothing, will continue to grow in the upcoming years as well.

Who's time was really wasted here?

Who's time was really wasted here?reddit.com
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No matter how much you will it, if it's gone, it's gone.

No matter how much you will it, if it's gone, it's gone.reddit.com
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Maybe they didn't realize how picky they really are.

Maybe they didn't realize how picky they really are.reddit.com

The surge in online shopping has undeniably reshaped the landscape of consumer behavior, especially during the pandemic.

Dreams can't pay the bills.

Dreams can't pay the bills.reddit.com

Well, that took an unexpected turn, to Sears, nonetheless.

Well, that took an unexpected turn, to Sears, nonetheless.reddit.com

Sometimes no response is the best response.

Sometimes no response is the best response.reddit.com

Interestingly, the phenomenon of 'retail therapy' illustrates how shopping can serve as a coping mechanism for stress.

Oh, the venom when they don't get their way.

Oh, the venom when they don't get their way.Reddit

Taking lowballing to a whole new low.

Taking lowballing to a whole new low.reddit.com

We live in a capitalist society. Everything costs money.

We live in a capitalist society. Everything costs money.reddit.com

Social media platforms play a significant role in shaping consumer behavior.

Does this buyer really believe they made a reasonable offer?

Does this buyer really believe they made a reasonable offer?reddit.com

Just do it yourself, then.

Just do it yourself, then.reddit.com

Do you take requests?

Do you take requests?reddit.com

Moreover, online shopping environments are often designed to maximize impulse buying. Features such as limited-time offers and easy checkout processes can create a sense of urgency that drives consumers to make quick decisions.

Understanding these tactics can empower consumers to make more informed choices and resist impulse buying.

Not driving anything good today.

Not driving anything good today.reddit.com

That's a sour lemon.

That's a sour lemon.reddit.com

Tough choice.

Tough choice.reddit.com

To promote responsible online shopping, individuals should practice mindfulness and self-awareness.

Specialty Pricing!

Specialty Pricing!reddit.com

Less isn't more in this instance.

Less isn't more in this instance.reddit.com

Is this person friends with the buyer who wanted the already sold TV?

Is this person friends with the buyer who wanted the already sold TV?reddit.com

They don't HAVE to do anything.

They don't HAVE to do anything.reddit.com: u/zepeng

"Stan Lee ain't anyone"

"Stan Lee ain't anyone"reddit.com Online shopper complains, refusing to leave address, after being asked politely

At least they said "Please"

At least they said "Please"reddit.com

Please Leave Me Alone - We Are Sleeping

Please Leave Me Alone - We Are Sleepingreddit.com

This interaction of course inspired the viral tiktok by Lubalin.

Getting Schooled

Getting Schooledreddit.com

Thanks, BRAD

Thanks, BRADreddit.com

There are numerous platforms available, including Amazon and eBay, which are among the most popular choices. However, it's important to consider the fees associated with these sites. If your goal is to sell quickly, eBay or Amazon may indeed be the best options.

It also feels like refusing to lend money to a friend who blew their paycheck on non-essential luxuries.

For Online Sales and Auctions

1. Amazon

You can sell pretty much anything on Amazon, although selling in some specialized categories requires Amazon approval and an upgraded selling plan. Amazon charges several kinds of fees on items sold, depending on what kind of selling plan you have.

2. eBay

eBay lets you auction and sell a wide range of goods and has a slightly simpler fee structure than Amazon. For most items, you pay eBay 10% of the final sale price of the item, which includes shipping costs but not taxes. If you post more than 50 items in a month, eBay starts charging you 30 cents per listing over 50.

3. Bonanza

Bonanza sells a range of products similar to Amazon and eBay. It charges fees based on the sale price of your item, plus any amount of the shipping cost over $10. So if you sold an item for $20 and shipped it for $13, your fee would be based on a price of $23. Bonanza charges you 3.5% of this price; in our example, you’d pay about 80 ce...[truncated]

What do you mean no delivery on free items?

What do you mean no delivery on free items?reddit.com

A gift can be a nice gesture, but this buyer didn't come off too nice.

A gift can be a nice gesture, but this buyer didn't come off too nice.reddit.com

Half off $0

Half off $0reddit.com

Why do they always resort to name calling?

Why do they always resort to name calling?reddit.com

Reading comprehension can go a long way.

Reading comprehension can go a long way.reddit.com

year investment.

year investment.reddit.com

Holy, yikes!

Holy, yikes!reddit.com

Baby crocodile COULD be useful

Baby crocodile COULD be usefulreddit.com

Is customer service a thing outside retail?

Is customer service a thing outside retail?reddit.com

You certainly put in an effort, Thelma

You certainly put in an effort, Thelmareddit.com

You're welcome!

You're welcome!reddit.com

She may not have eyebrows, but she's got a fridge.

She may not have eyebrows, but she's got a fridge.reddit.com

Shipping costs money, ya'll

Shipping costs money, ya'llreddit.com

"I'll see you today." Will you, though?

"I'll see you today." Will you, though?reddit.com

No, I don't think there's still a chance.

No, I don't think there's still a chance.reddit.com

Seller edited out the name, but not the crazy.

Seller edited out the name, but not the crazy.reddit.com

Yeah, but is it negotiable?

Yeah, but is it negotiable?reddit.com

Pretty sure that's VERY ILLEGAL WTF KID

Pretty sure that's VERY ILLEGAL WTF KIDreddit.com

First come, first serve

First come, first servereddit.com

Terrible negotiators everywhere.

Terrible negotiators everywhere.reddit.com

Thank goodness for this buyer.

Thank goodness for this buyer.reddit.com

No deliveries means no deliveries.

No deliveries means no deliveries.reddit.com

A two month old issue isn't the sellers responsibility though

A two month old issue isn't the sellers responsibility thoughreddit.com

It's basically like selling to yourself, right?

It's basically like selling to yourself, right?reddit.com

How about you donate them instead?

How about you donate them instead?reddit.com

Bravo to this seller not even getting out of their car!

Bravo to this seller not even getting out of their car!reddit.com

Their priorities don't seem to be in order here...

Their priorities don't seem to be in order here...reddit.com

"Because I don't want to" is completely reasonable.

"Because I don't want to" is completely reasonable.reddit.com

Dang, missed out.

Dang, missed out.reddit.com

Cool story, bro

Cool story, broreddit.com

Well, that escalated quickly.

Well, that escalated quickly.reddit.com

Just yikes.

Just yikes.reddit.com

If you can't afford something, don't blame the seller.

If you can't afford something, don't blame the seller.reddit.com

Maybe DON'T make a trip without confirmation?

Maybe DON'T make a trip without confirmation?reddit.com

Trying to trade up

Trying to trade upreddit.com

Who raised such entitled people?

Who raised such entitled people?reddit.com

Burt Macklin, is that you?

Burt Macklin, is that you?reddit.com Comment suggests entitled buyer, sarcastically referencing Burt Macklin and refusing address

I wouldn't give my address either

I wouldn't give my address eitherreddit.com

Buyer wanted money for a free item?!

Buyer wanted money for a free item?!reddit.com

Maybe talk to your partner before making an offer?

Maybe talk to your partner before making an offer?reddit.com

Special Bonus: Beggar Seller

At least this seller was somewhat polite about the request, but still, the audacity!

Special Bonus: Beggar Sellerreddit.com

In this day and age, it’s a matter of “When,” not “If,” you encounter a buyer with the outrageous audacity as those featured here.

So when you do, be sure to screenshot the interaction to submit to r/ChoosingBeggars, because sometimes sharing is the best recourse. If you can't get a sale, you can at least share a laugh.

The rise of online shopping during the pandemic has not only changed consumer habits but has also revealed the audacity of some buyers in their negotiation tactics. The absurdity of offers, such as the $5,000 bid for a Steinway piano that typically retails for over $35,000, highlights a disconnect between perceived value and reality. This phenomenon suggests that many shoppers may be driven by emotional impulses rather than rational decision-making. As consumers navigate this new landscape, recognizing these psychological triggers can empower them to make more informed and intentional choices. By fostering a culture of mindful shopping, individuals may not only avoid the pitfalls of unrealistic negotiations but also enhance their overall financial health and satisfaction in their purchasing decisions.

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