35 Hilarious Times People Got Unmatched On Dating Apps For The Most Ridiculous Reasons
"I put my height in my bio, and six men unmatched with me."
Dating apps can turn a simple match into a comedy of errors in seconds. One minute someone is flirting, the next they are gone for a reason so random it almost feels scripted.
These screenshots collect the funniest cases of people getting unmatched, rejected, or shut down on dating apps for the pettiest reasons imaginable. From awkward jokes to bizarre dealbreakers, the reactions here show just how unpredictable online dating can be.
Some of these excuses are so absurd they are hard not to laugh at. Scroll on and see which one takes the crown.
1. Maybe she thought it wasn't a literal hot dog
schmoogerbooger2. What's wrong with YouTube comments?
sahana_srini3. He's just informing the world
somedresses
4. Are comedians red flags?
JustAboutGlad
5. Got some beef with crab legs?
_love_holly_
Some matches really do disappear over the smallest things.
6. But seriously, be careful of scammers—and never be complacent about your safety when meeting up with a stranger!
angelinajolzhii
7. Beetlejuice blues
sshxniaa
8. Such high standards
9. Same energy as "you're just too smart for me"
neilthedrake
10. So, you don't like humor at all?
That one did not land the way he hoped it would.
11. Play real characters
kareem_js
12. Must be why only his mom texts him
alissacaliente
13. Not very General Clown of him!
TheSuzannahLee
14. Send me your location
marissaloveeeec
15. She just answered the question!
16. Megatron, the eldest
JeatherE
17. Chess guys >>>
camkarda
Apparently, being tall was enough to end the conversation.
And if you think you’ve seen everything, these “twins” found each other without any DNA test.
18. Got intimidated by a tall girl
teahlhompson
19. Sofishticated humor
20. Oopsie
TakeForGrantd
21. Looking for the fastest way to get rich...
22. Hey, people who don't have much social media footprint are the best people!
darbs1015
23. She isn't in for the nerdy talk
24. Good dog
BadilloDylan
Free help was apparently the real dealbreaker here.
25. They just wanted help for FREE
jericho
26. Again with the "you're too smart for me" script
27. Maybe he just ran out of sarcasm
28. The audacity of that guy!
jj_phillips1
29. You don't like carbonara now?
30. She didn't appreciate the reference
31. Take that
32. She has issues with ketchup
kendrawcandraw
33. People can't appreciate humor nowadays, huh?
yngjcb
34. Bread supremacy
hansmollman
35. Can you afford this?
Bonniee_lynn
Dating apps can be brutal, but at least they are never boring.
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