Twitter Users Share the Most Ridiculous Demands They Have Ever Received from Customers

Some customers make simple requests, and others seem determined to turn everyday service into a test of patience. This roundup pulls together a string of ridiculous demands people say they have heard while working with the public, and the replies are just as wild as the requests themselves.

From impossible expectations to straight-up entitlement, the Twitter thread behind this story gave service workers a place to share the moments that still make them shake their heads. The result is a mix of disbelief, sarcasm, and a few stories that are hard to top.

Here are the demands that had everyone talking.

Here's the question that triggered all of the answers below:

isabelzawtun

A lot of these requests sound fake until you realize they came from real customers.

1. Maybe he wants to speak to the pilot

bikiniraptor

2. I can't believe people like this actually exist

niftybiscuit

That one really set the tone for the thread.

3. What a shame

WaterstonesPicc

4. Would you also like me to tuck you in bed?

BrittanyClayton

5. A real-life man-child

wushUdoin

Some people apparently think service comes with a personal assistant.

And speaking of bill drama, this coworker split tension over expensive dinner orders without consulting the team.

6. Not even a receipt

ItsAndyFromWork

7. Waaaaaaay more

PanickedIdiot

8. Okay, your majesty

muddaub

The entitlement keeps getting more ridiculous with every screenshot.

9. The actual internet

SjwSpiderman

10. He's either way too lazy or extremely dumb.

amy_bugg

11. Calling God...

hcdizzle_

At this point, the workers are probably just trying not to laugh.

12. Such a paradox

weed_granny69

13. How childish of her

mela_shea

14. Escorted by the cops

meesterbob

May this kind of customer never land on your shift.

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