23 Of The Funniest Tweets Written By Women

Some tweets are funny for a second, and some stick with you because they are just too relatable to ignore. This roundup is full of the kind of posts that make you stop scrolling and laugh out loud.

These 23 tweets, written by women, capture everything from everyday awkwardness to pure chaos, and that mix is exactly what makes them so good. The jokes are quick, the reactions are sharp, and a few of them feel a little too real.

Keep going for the funniest tweets from women this week, and see which one hits closest to home.

#1 What in the world were these people thinking when they built this?

reese_shapiro

#2 "But with the alcohol." LOL. Way to give yourself away.

itsnashflynn

#3 World's most bitchy people?

teaxtarot

This one feels a little too familiar.

#4 This is so relatable to so many women.

chescaleigh

#5 "Brendan M" Riiiiiight.

ameliaelizalde

#6 Sounds about right.

DanaSchwartzzz

#7 I'd say that's definitely the true definition of happiness.

roxiqt

That excuse is doing a lot of work.

#8 I'm going to start using this as an excuse.

delia_cai

#9 Look, at least he's concerned about your hunger and making sure you are fed so you don't eat him.

kidversations_

#10 "Didn't make a deal with a sea witch." I mean, right. Your voice doesn't leave with your weight...

RohitaKadambi

#11 SWEAR. I better have made some good coin if I've been alive for 652 years. I mean, what else do they have to do besides make money?

notdanilu

Mom really did not know how to keep that going.

This is giving the same messy energy as the woman wondering if she was wrong to announce her pregnancy at her best friend’s baby shower.

#12 Ummm. Okay then, Mom. Great way to keep the conversation going.

BrotiGupta

#13 I think you might regret that.

danielleweisber

#14 Same though.

thebaddiebrii

#15 "Slime Time." EW, that just doesn't even sound right.

molly7anne

Dogs always seem to know exactly what they are doing.

#16 Based on how dogs are, I'd say they love their jobs and think others are lazy.

holy_schnitt

#17 Most dramatic cliffhanger ever.

Jaytheofficialx

#18 Oprah is goals.

_ShamGod

#19 Sounds about right. It's all about balance.

mommajessiec

That is one way to keep the secret safe.

#20 I mean, you can't let them know your skills until it's too late.

american_sicko

#21 BORING.

saggiesplinters

#22 "Being 22 is crazy." You haven't seen anything yet.

danadonnelly

#23 Now this is what we're talking about.

almondtiddies

Some of these tweets are hilarious, some are relatable, and some might make you scratch your head and say, "Huh?" Either way, these were the top 23 funniest tweets written by women this week.

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Women brought the jokes, and the internet did the rest.

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