20 Times Children Decided to Behave in the Most Absurd, Hilarious, and Destructive Ways Imaginable

Kids can turn the most ordinary day into chaos in seconds, and that is exactly why these stories are so funny. One minute everything is normal, the next there is a dishwasher full of crayons, a ruined dessert, or a search history that makes absolutely no sense.

This roundup pulls together 20 moments where children behaved in the most absurd, destructive, and unexpectedly hilarious ways imaginable. Some of the stories are harmless, some are a little painful for the adults involved, and all of them show just how unpredictable kids can be.

Keep going, because a few of these are so wild they almost feel made up.

1. "Kid Throws Home Run Ball Back"

That did not go the way anyone expected.

This is the full clip, and they did get the ball back.

2. "Two-Year-Old Put Crayons in the Dishwasher. There's No Coming Back from That."

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3. "My Brother-in-Law Got This Email Today."

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4. "It Wasn’t Even Double Stuffed, SMH."

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5. "My Kid Swallowed a Penny While Showing His Little Brother How He Accidentally Swallowed a SIM Card the Day Before."

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That is one way to make a point.

6. "My Mom Made Me a Pan of Brownies for My Birthday, and My Son Insisted on Carrying Them on the Way Home. We Got Back, and Somehow They Ended Up with a Giant Footprint in Them."

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7. "My 10-Year-Old Brother Is Stupid as Hell."

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8. "Paper Clips Are Hard..."

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9. "My 3-Year-Old Insisted on Making Me Breakfast."

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10. "My 6-Year-Old Was Trying to Email Me, Apparently..."

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11. "Dad Decided to Check the History of His 8-Year-Old Brother's iPad."

This dad found a lot of stuff about death and a search that looks worse than it is, but it's actually referring to an old Vine.

Kids really do leave a trail everywhere they go.

This chaotic energy is similar to the vintage photos proving your grandparents were built different.

Here's the Vine Being Referred To...

12. A Kid Who Is Biting on Drywall Like It's Fruit.

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13. Notice the "Dear Diory Bich."

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14. "After I Told My Little Brother (9) to Stop Throwing His Controller... 5 Minutes Later, I Hear a Bang and See Him Crying, with the TV Looking Like This."

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That warning did not stick for long.

15. "Those Must Be Really Well-Potty-Trained Adults..."

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16. This Is Just So "Legend-Air-y."

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17. This Is Just Too Many CDs.

18. "My Brother Took My Headphones and Put Them Back Like Nothing Was Wrong..."

He really thought nobody would notice.

19. This Kid Just Wants to Taste All the Muffins.

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20. This Child Wants to Be the One Being Celebrated on Mother's Day.

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Kids are tiny chaos agents, and this list proves it.

If this made you laugh, share it with someone who needs a break today.

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