40 Dad Jokes So Bad They Are Actually Hilarious

Dad jokes never get old...

Dad jokes have a way of landing somewhere between groan-worthy and genuinely funny, and that is exactly why people keep sharing them. The best ones lean on puns, awkward timing, and the kind of silliness that makes you roll your eyes before you laugh.

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This roundup pulls together 40 dad jokes that are so bad they circle right back to hilarious. Along the way, there is a little nostalgia, a lot of wordplay, and plenty of the kind of humor that families have been trading for years.

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By the end, you may be laughing at the jokes, or at yourself for laughing at them.

1. Her standards went down a bit...

1. Her standards went down a bit...dadsaysjokes
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2. Those vacuum cleaners...

2. Those vacuum cleaners...dadsaysjokes
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3. New faces didn't turn out too well.

3. New faces didn't turn out too well.dadsaysjokes

4. Makes you wonder, doesn't it?

4. Makes you wonder, doesn't it?dadsaysjokes

5. Eight characters and one capital

5. Eight characters and one capitaldadsaysjokes

6. He keeps forgetting...

6. He keeps forgetting...dadsaysjokes

7. Minimum

Dad joke notes on a page, eight characters, capital letter cluedadsaysjokes

8. The same thing...

8. The same thing...dadsaysjokes

9. Let’s see how it goes...

9. Let’s see how it goes...dadsaysjokes

10. There it was

10. There it wasdadsaysjokes

11. Fluctuating...

11. Fluctuating...dadsaysjokes

12. Sue me...

12. Sue me...dadsaysjokes

13. Bi-yourself

13. Bi-yourselfdadsaysjokes

14. It makes our day

14. It makes our daydadsaysjokes

Moonpig, an online card and gift retailer, has recently conducted a study to find the cringiest dad joke. It turns out that the all-time favorite dad joke is a classic, "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick."

15. Great grandfather

15. Great grandfatherdadsaysjokes

That Moonpig study hits different, like vintage grandparents photos where “safety was a suggestion”.

16. And things got cold pretty quickly...

16. And things got cold pretty quickly...dadsaysjokes

17. No straight answers there...

17. No straight answers there...dadsaysjokes

18. And scandalized, outraged, offended…

18. And scandalized, outraged, offended…dadsaysjokes

19. Rock bottom. And a trip to the hospital

19. Rock bottom. And a trip to the hospitaldadsaysjokes

20. He means well.

20. He means well.dadsaysjokes

21. Apple watch...

21. Apple watch...dadsaysjokes

22. Frankenstein

22. Frankensteindadsaysjokes

23. CIEIO

Apple Watch and a Frankenstein-themed character, setting up a dad joke punchlinedadsaysjokes

24. Thank you for nothing, zero guy...

24. Thank you for nothing, zero guy...dadsaysjokes

25. She always does...

25. She always does...dadsaysjokes

26. No windows

26. No windowsdadsaysjokes

27. "Because maybe you're gonna be the one that saves me And after all, you're my wonderwall"

27. "Because maybe you're gonna be the one that saves me And after all, you're my wonderwall"dadsaysjokes

28. Be careful what you wish for

28. Be careful what you wish fordadsaysjokes

29. Antibody

29. Antibodydadsaysjokes

30. No sun, I don't.

30. No sun, I don't.dadsaysjokes

31. Sometimes they come back....

31. Sometimes they come back....dadsaysjokes

32. Five words you can spell

32. Five words you can spelldadsaysjokes

33. Just jamming

33. Just jammingdadsaysjokes

34. Just use both of your eyes, man

34. Just use both of your eyes, mandadsaysjokes

35. It really does...

35. It really does...dadsaysjokes

36. I have no idea...

36. I have no idea...dadsaysjokes

37. Free of charge

37. Free of chargedadsaysjokes

38. Lone drinkers, huh?

38. Lone drinkers, huh?dadsaysjokes

39. You can take that to the bank

39. You can take that to the bankdadsaysjokes

40. Nein

Group of men at a bar, sharing a bad pun about lone drinkersdadsaysjokes

This Instagram page has a whopping 2.3 million followers, and it’s not hard to understand why. These jokes are amazing.

Sometimes they are so bad that they make us cringe and roll our eyes. But in the end, that is precisely what makes us laugh.

Their badness is what makes them so great. This sentence doesn’t make sense, does it? Well, neither do most of these dad jokes.

Want more cringe nostalgia, check out 70 school photos that prove everyone had an awkward phase.

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