30 Absolutely Hilarious Mom Jokes That Will Make Dads Green With Envy

Whether you're a parent or not, you've probably heard or read a few different mom jokes in your time. For some reason, moms and dads seem to have the best jokes, likely due to their increased knowledge and experience as parents.

Plus, if you're going to be a parent, you really need to have at least some sense of humor to survive some of the hardest and most embarrassing moments. You might be a fan of these jokes, or you might be someone who thinks they are totally cringe-worthy.

Regardless, we thought that sharing these 30 awesome mom jokes could brighten your day, make you laugh, or maybe give you a little ammo for your own mom jokes. We always love to share these types of posts because they are lighter and more humorous than some other things you might encounter on the internet in your day-to-day life.

So, if you're looking to switch things up and hear some funny, cringe-worthy, and just overall great mom jokes, then you're definitely in the right place. Let's dive in and take a look at these 30 mom jokes that are sure to make you laugh and brighten your day a little bit.

Well, I think that sounds about right in my book.

You really can't argue with that, though, because technically she is right; they don't know.

Wouldn't that mean she wouldn't know if it celebrated Christmas either, though?

That kid knows exactly what he's talking about, and clearly, the dad should take notes.

I can definitely see how this would be a problem, but it was worth a try.

I think I know a few moms like this, and I might be a mom like this as well.

I think that's a win in our book if no tears were shed and he gave himself a pep talk to get through it.

I think it's both golden and suspicious when you have kids and experience silence.

As a daughter or kid in general, you might never have any personal space.

Yep, because she definitely feeds everyone first before she can eat.

Sometimes this question makes me really mad, especially after I've been asked questions all day long.

Reese Witherspoon knows exactly what she's talking about.

I am not this type of mom because I chug it in the morning; that's how badly I need it.

This is basically how it is. I don't know a mom who hasn't had to use her Batman voice before.

This is the ultimate security system for sure because they'd be woken up by screams and also be impaired by LEGOs.

Sometimes our kids just have to let us win, especially when we did indeed make them.

This is proof that being a mom is new to every new mother, and it can be difficult to figure out for everyone.

I think this just means four types of food, which essentially could mean four different snacks.

Kids have patience for things they do for themselves; this doesn't include things that help out their mom at all.

Moms somehow remember and know where everything is that's owned by every single person in their home.

I honestly don't even know what to think about this, but I don't believe this is a proud parent moment.

Parenting is the biggest challenge most of us will ever face.

It does make me wonder if these moms knew their kids would turn out to be famously known for their talents.

I'm big on letting kids learn the hard way after I've told them to stop, of course, as long as it's nothing truly dangerous.

Yes, because honestly, no mornings are easy now that I have kids.

It's both adorable and frustrating all at the same time, which is just parenting.

I think we've all had days like this where we just want to hide from our kids.

Sounds like something a mom would say, but I bet she closed the door, though.

Kids ultimately ruin a lot, but they are still the light of our lives.

Many of us realize that we don't have as much patience as we once thought we did before having kids.

These are the things you should be looking up before giving birth.

Well, what do you think? We can't complain about any of these mom jokes because they were just so good.

We love that we got a peek at some celebrity mom jokes as well, which just helps us know that all moms struggle and go through things with their kids.