Viral Thread Reveals The Dumb Things People Did When Their Brains Were On Autopilot And They Are So Funny And Relatable
It's crazy what we can do when we're on brain autopilot
For humans to complete routine tasks, our brains have evolved into unconscious decision-making machinery. It keeps us from becoming overloaded.
However, modern life has taken over our lives; the defense mechanism that is meant to keep us safe is really keeping us from living. It goes without saying that routine entails performing automatic and repetitive duties, like going to work.
When your daily commute becomes normal, it appears that you start to become unaware of your surroundings. It gets to the point where you might not even recall the majority of what happened along the way.
Some drivers even admit that they occasionally have trouble remembering the precise route they took home. Your brain switches to autopilot at that point.
Not just in traffic but everywhere, we use autopilot. We frequently perform regular actions like chopping vegetables or brushing our teeth on autopilot.
It's a mental state that we obtain each time we repeatedly engage in a particular activity. Sometimes, our brains simply stop working, causing us to act in incredibly odd ways.
We've all probably heard of or experienced "brain farts" or "brain.exe stopped working," and the effects are typically amusing and unusual. Because of this, a Redditor posed the question of which some remarkable and captivating stories were given.
The question has been thrown to the floor
u/Kirushi1. "Turned around and went back home because I forgot my car keys. I was driving."
anon2. "Cup of coffee in left hand, phone in the right hand. Go to my room, take a sip of my phone and throw coffee on the bed."
Concentrix
The Brain's Autopilot Mode
Dr. David Strayer's research at the University of Utah explores the concept of 'autopilot' behavior, where individuals perform tasks without conscious awareness. This phenomenon often occurs when routines become automatic, leading to humorous or embarrassing mistakes. Understanding this concept can shed light on why people often find themselves in silly situations when their minds are elsewhere.
Studies indicate that when we're on autopilot, our cognitive resources are diverted, causing lapses in attention and memory. This highlights the importance of mindfulness in everyday activities, as being present can help reduce such gaffes and enhance overall functioning.
Understanding the Autopilot Phenomenon
The experiences shared in the thread highlight the phenomenon of cognitive autopilot, where individuals perform tasks with little conscious thought. According to research published in the Journal of Experimental Psychology, this state can occur when tasks become routine or overly familiar. The brain conserves energy by relying on automatic processes, which can lead to humorous and sometimes embarrassing outcomes. Understanding this cognitive style can help individuals recognize when they might be operating on autopilot and promote mindfulness.
3. "I sat there at an intersection in suburban Palo Alto at 11PM, patiently waiting for the stop sign to change."
anon
4. McDonald's
As a teenager, I worked at McDonald's. My McDonald's was 24 hours and, during the summer, I worked the overnight shift. My sleep schedule would get all messed up.My parents woke me up for dinner one evening. I zombie walked to the table and sat down. My dad asked me to say grace. I bow my head and say, "thank you for choosing McDonald's, may I take your order?"
arndta
5. How can I help you today?
katieisalady
The stories shared about brain lapses reveal how common these experiences are, reflecting the human tendency to be distracted. According to cognitive psychology research, our brains can only focus on a limited number of tasks simultaneously, leading to errors when we attempt to manage multiple demands. This is known as 'cognitive overload,' which can exacerbate feelings of frustration and embarrassment.
Recognizing this tendency allows individuals to develop strategies for reducing cognitive overload, such as prioritizing tasks and practicing mindfulness techniques to enhance focus and reduce errors.
Moreover, cognitive overload often contributes to the autopilot phenomenon. Studies show that when individuals are faced with multiple tasks or distractions, their cognitive resources are stretched thin, leading to increased reliance on habitual behaviors. This can manifest in forgetfulness or errors when performing routine tasks. Recognizing the signs of cognitive overload can help individuals implement strategies to manage their workload more effectively.
6. Metro
FecesInYourFaces
7. Chicken Stock
I made the best ever chicken stock, lovingly simmered for 24 hours. Then, without thinking, I put the colander in the sink and tipped the stock down the drain, saving the scraps. I cried.
pedazzle
8. Petting a skunk
When I was in high school and living on the family farm, I used to feed the horses and barn cats every morning. Waking up at 6am for this as a 16 year old guaranteed that I was half asleep. So, I grabbed the cat food like I always did, walked to the table where my cat's bowl was like I always did, and poured some in. My cat always jumped up on the table right away to start eating right away, and one morning as something jumped up in front of me I absentmindedly pet it as usual. The hair felt a little rough so I looked down and instead of my friendly orange cat, there was a skunk. Just chilling there eating the cat food while I pet its back.
danseaman6
The Importance of Practicing Mindfulness
Mindfulness practices, as supported by research from Dr. Jon Kabat-Zinn, have been shown to enhance attention and reduce instances of cognitive errors. Mindfulness encourages individuals to be fully present, minimizing distractions that lead to mistakes. Engaging in regular mindfulness practices can significantly improve overall cognitive functioning and emotional regulation.
By incorporating mindfulness into daily routines, people can develop greater awareness of their thoughts and actions, leading to fewer embarrassing moments and enhanced quality of life.
The Role of Mindfulness in Daily Life
Practicing mindfulness can serve as an antidote to the autopilot phenomenon. Research from the University of Massachusetts suggests that mindfulness training can enhance individuals' awareness of their thoughts and actions, reducing the likelihood of operating on autopilot. Incorporating mindfulness techniques, such as deep breathing and meditation, into daily routines can promote greater cognitive clarity and presence. This shift can lead to more intentional actions and improved overall well-being.
9. Jogging
Was jogging late at night. A guy reached out his hand in front of me as I passed.I high-fived him.Turns out he was hailing a taxi.
Derped_my_pants
10. Candy
1. Unwrap candy.2. Throw candy in trash3. Stare at wrapper
DIDNT_READ_YOUR_SHIT
11. "Rubbed aftershave in my hair and put gel on my face."
The worst part was that after I put the aftershave in my hair, I laughed at myself, thought, "F**k, what was all that about?" and then added the hair gel to my skin.
MisterEvilBreakfast
Additionally, the concept of 'attention residue' discussed by Dr. Sophie Leroy suggests that when individuals switch tasks, they often carry over distractions from one task to another. This can lead to decreased performance and increased likelihood of errors. Understanding this concept can help individuals create more structured routines that minimize task-switching and enhance focus.
By prioritizing single-tasking and reducing distractions, individuals can improve their overall productivity and minimize the chances of embarrassing mistakes.
Additionally, engaging in novel experiences can help break the autopilot cycle. Studies from the University of Southern California indicate that exposure to new situations stimulates brain activity and encourages more mindful engagement with the world. Trying new activities, meeting new people, or altering daily routines can enhance awareness and reduce the tendency to operate on autopilot. This highlights the importance of seeking out variety in life to foster engagement and presence.
12. An earthquake
anon
13. Dropping pants
I dropped my pants when going through TSA....For those who fly in the super early morning it can be rough. I purposely didn't drink coffee so I could sleep on the plane...I was on the security line, and did the normal routine of taking stuff out of my pockets and putting them in my laptop bag. Then off with the shoes, placed on top of my luggage, then off comes the belt as usual. Then of course when you take off your belt you take off your pants.....uhhh Nope damnit. Put them back on and WTFed for a moment as I finished up in security. Luckily not *that many* people fly at like 430am.
anon
14. Newspaper
Grimmcartel
Practical Tips for Staying Present
To combat the effects of cognitive autopilot, individuals can implement practical strategies such as creating structured routines that incorporate moments of reflection. Experts recommend scheduling regular breaks to pause and assess one’s thoughts and feelings throughout the day. This practice can enhance self-awareness and prevent the mind from slipping into autopilot mode. Additionally, setting specific goals for daily tasks can help individuals stay focused and engaged in their activities.
15. Dropping the kids
islavistan
16. Forgotten
Once I was laying in bed very tired watching tv. All the characters on the show piled into a car together, and I thought for a second "s**t I forgot to put my seatbelt on" before realizing I was safely in bed and no where near a car.
athena94
17. Bringing in the dog
Night before last, I went to the back yard to bring the dog into the house. Autopilot moved my feet 10 or so steps out the door, telling the "dog" to come in. My brain then caught up and remembered the dog was in bed and I was indeed approaching a black bear that was eating watermelon rinds from the trash can.
warwatch
18. Frazzled Reflection
voixdetonnerre
19. Xbox
The two that come to mind are while playing XBOX I got up to get a drink, then sit back down and can't find my freaking controller. I'm tearing cushions apart, looking under stuff, looking in drawers, etc. Turns out I took a soda out of the fridge and put the controller in the spot I took it from.The other one happened the other day. Drove home from work, parked, went upstairs, opened the door, started to take off shirt. Then I remembered it was the middle of my shift and I hadn't left to go home, but just go buy a drink.
KMApok
20. "I was playing guitar and reached to grab a cracker, then I ate my pick."
A-Perfect-Triangle
21. "There was a 6.0 earthquake at about 3 am so i was asleep. The quake lasted 20 seconds and I woke up about 16 seconds in standing in the hallway hugging a vase. What the f**k."
ApacheFYC
22. Sneaking out
When I was around 13 or 14 I woke up in the middle of the night, in my own bed and room, and thought to myself: I need to go home before my parents realize I'm not home. So I sneak out of the house, part of me obviously aware that my parents were sleeping and I needed to be quiet, and walked a block away. Then I realized I had been in my own room and just thought what the hell am I doing. So I walked back and snuck back into bed. So weird
marleylovestrees
23. Brain fart
anon
24. "Jumped out of bed frantically. Put my clothes on. Brushed all the s**t on my floor under my bed..paused. And realised its 3am in the morning and I don't have school. I'm 23."
anon
25. "Tried to turn the sun off. Bad hangover, opened my back door, feeling for the light switch. No light switch, the light was day."
mauxly
26. Car impound
ungulate
27. Cashiering
After an 8 hour day of cashiering at Target(which has so many robotic-small talk conversations), I stopped at the dollar store. The conversation went something like:Cashier: Hi, how are you?Me: Good, how are you?Cashier: I'm good, thanks.Me: That's good. Did you find everything okay today?That conversation was had to the effect of everyone in line and the cashier looking at me like I was psycho.edit: I'm glad I'm not the only one who's done awk things on cashier autopilot! And thanks for the gold!
anon
28. Just checking
anon
29. "Came into work to work front of house after several extended nights of profound insomnia. "
I was holding up ok until a gal walks up with a dog in her arms. I always chat people up about their dogs because A. Dogs are awesome and B. people love to talk about their dogs, and often tip a little more when they feel like they've actually connected with you.
30. Sandwich
Sonicman1223
31. "I meant to put a brand new roll of toilet paper on the roll and instead just plopped it in the toilet."
anon
32. Bathroom
Walked into the bathroom at work to pee, and instead of unzipping my fly, I unbuttoned my dress shirt, took it off, then took off my white undershirt as well. Then realized I was standing shirtless at a urinal and wtf'd.
ghettoeskimo
33. Milk
WeimarRepublic
34. "I picked up my toothbrush to brush my teeth but I also had the urge to p**s, so I obviously toss my toothbrush into the toilet."
anon
35. "Trying to get into a random person's car because I thought it was my friend's. The person whose car I was attempting to break into was very terrified."
Rock-Facts
36. Cat food
betterhalf
37. Raw chicken breast
Kalda907
38. Mail
I tried to mail my buddy a check, and it had been a while since I mailed anything. Long enough to forget how mail works apparently. What I did was I wrote my name and address in the center, and his name in the upper left hand corner. The letter then got returned to me. But still, my first thought wasn't, whoops, I failed at mailing this check. Instead it was, well I guess this stamp is old, and the price of stamps went up. So I put another stamp on it and sent it again, to myself, again. My mailman must think I'm r******d.
Shaw-Deez
39. Deodorant
bits_of_paper
40. Mouthwash
popcornpause
41. "Drove 20 min to my old house after I moved..was just zoning out"
MycoBro
42. The stomach acid
I was getting ready for work and had a contact in one hand and a vitamin in the other. Popped the contact in my mouth and washed it down with a glass of water. I'm sure the stomach acid took care of it.
anon
43. Bathing
Gentzzz
44. Work turn up
anon
45. "I was making ramen noodles and a pitcher of crystal light at the same time. Berry flavored ramen is....not good."
SalsaPicanteMasFina
46. Nose cigarette
anon
47. Picture
Lympwing2
48. Cat in fridge
Now
nbqt2015
49. Dormitory
I am currently at university and live on the fifth floor of a dormitory. All the floors are identical other than the colors of the paint on the wall. One day I was taking the elevator up to the fifth floor and I was sending a text to my mother. When I arrived at my floor a person I had never seen before got on the elevator. I consciously noted that it was weird because I knew everyone on my floor, but I walked to my room and walked in. My living room seemed slightly off and then a girl walked into the living room and casually goes, "what are you doing in my room." That's when I realized I had gotten off on an earlier floor and I just absentmindedly walked into someone else's room. Needless to say I got out of that room really fast after realizing what I had done.
anon
50. While leaving work
anon
Our brain learns how to perform a task naturally and with little effort by repeatedly performing it. As you've seen, people gave a ton of wonderful examples about this subject, ranging from storing food in the refrigerator to preparing for high school when they're fully grown.
Do you want to share any of your brain farts? Please do so in the comment box below.
Psychological Analysis
This thread illustrates the humorous and relatable nature of operating on autopilot. It's important to recognize how our cognitive processes can influence our daily actions and interactions, often in unexpected ways.
Analysis generated by AI
Analysis & Alternative Approaches
Ultimately, the experiences shared in this thread shed light on the common phenomenon of cognitive autopilot. By understanding the psychological factors at play, individuals can take proactive steps to enhance their mindfulness and presence in daily activities. Emphasizing self-awareness and variety can lead to more fulfilling and intentional experiences.
Analysis & Alternative Approaches
In conclusion, the stories shared reflect a common human experience of lapses in attention and cognitive errors. Research supports the idea that our brains can easily fall into autopilot mode, leading to humorous mistakes. By practicing mindfulness and being aware of cognitive overload, individuals can enhance their focus and reduce the likelihood of such moments in the future.
