51 Celebs At Their Very Best On Twitter, They're Witty And Unforgettable

We all like to stalk celebs, and Twitter is the best way.

Celebrity Twitter can be chaotic, funny, and surprisingly revealing, especially when stars post without sounding polished to perfection. That mix of honesty and humor is exactly why these tweets stand out.

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In this roundup, singers, actors, and other famous names show off their wit in short bursts that feel more human than promotional. Some posts are playful, some are absurd, and a few are so sharp they end up being unforgettable.

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If you like seeing celebrities drop the script and just be themselves online, this collection delivers plenty of that energy. Read on.

1. Always be a Dolly.

1. Always be a Dolly.twitter
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2. "Happy #ValentinesDay ❤️"

2. "Happy #ValentinesDay ❤️"officialDannyT
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3. Always think positively like this.

3. Always think positively like this.MeCookieMonster

4. Let the bear come home to its owner.

4. Let the bear come home to its owner.VancityReynolds

5. "Never apologize to Hugh Jackman."

5. "Never apologize to Hugh Jackman."VancityReynolds

6. Danny and his loving company:

6. Danny and his loving company:@officialDannyT

7. Kind of a perfect tweet.

7. Kind of a perfect tweet.MonicaLewinsky

A few of these tweets are pure chaos in the best way.

8. "I'm only up here to irritate the crew."

8. "I'm only up here to irritate the crew."HamillHimself

9. Some things are priceless.

9. Some things are priceless.RobertIrwin

10. May their love shine brighter than the sun!

10. May their love shine brighter than the sun!RealHughJackman

11. Perfect fit

11. Perfect fitChrisEvans

12. And we do, too.

12. And we do, too.cher

13. An awesome picture

13. An awesome pictureMarkHamill

14. Pump number 9 should be arrested

14. Pump number 9 should be arrestedFINALLEVEL

15. "Molly, aka the Thing of Evil, contemplates a new day of terrible deeds—so much bad stuff, so little time."

15. "Molly, aka the Thing of Evil, contemplates a new day of terrible deeds—so much bad stuff, so little time."StephenKing

16. Indeed

Celebrity tweets displayed on Twitter, with Molly quote about evil deedsSusanSarandon

17. She did it.

17. She did it.ReeseW

This one lands exactly the way it should.

18. The second photo convinced him

18. The second photo convinced himkorndiddy

19. Finally...

19. Finally...tonyhawk

20. Someone really curious and brave

20. Someone really curious and braveTPAIN

This has the same chaotic energy as the Chuck Norris memes returning as the internet mourned his loss.

21. The kind of love everyone wants:

21. The kind of love everyone wants:AdamSandler

22. That is one proud dad

22. That is one proud dadtwitter

23. "Seriously?"

23. "Seriously?"ChrisEvans

24. "Good luck with your little show. I’ll be watching."

24. "Good luck with your little show. I’ll be watching."RealHughJackman

25. Run, girl, run...

25. Run, girl, run...MileyCyrus

26. "This is America's a**."

26. "This is America's a**."MarkRuffalo

27. An avid fisherman and a catch-and-release guy.

27. An avid fisherman and a catch-and-release guy.hwinkler4real

28. A popular haircut:

28. A popular haircut:ConanOBrien

29. Two of the best

29. Two of the bestMarkRuffalo

30. Or he wouldn't need one?

30. Or he wouldn't need one?rainnwilson

31. The difference is obvious, and he sees it.

31. The difference is obvious, and he sees it.jimmyfallon

32. I believe he mixed up the scenes and movies...

32. I believe he mixed up the scenes and movies...VancityReynolds

Some of the best jokes here are the ones that barely try.

33. It's good advice; listen to him.

33. It's good advice; listen to him.twitter

34. The adorable way.

34. The adorable way.twitter

35. It's a vicious cycle.

35. It's a vicious cycle.twitter

36. Pets are kids too; you are already a parent.

36. Pets are kids too; you are already a parent.twitter

37. Period.

37. Period.twitter

38. Keep the smile; it'll come eventually.

38. Keep the smile; it'll come eventually.twitter

39. "I'm watching you" face.

39. "I'm watching you" face.twitter

40. Good news, at least for someone.

40. Good news, at least for someone.twitter

41. A great one

41. A great onetwitter

42. "Rebirth and Renewal"

42. "Rebirth and Renewal"twitter

43. An interesting observation

43. An interesting observationtwitter

44. They don't make it specifically for puppies, but Kevin Hart's size may fit them.

44. They don't make it specifically for puppies, but Kevin Hart's size may fit them.twitter

45. Who wore it better?

45. Who wore it better?twitter

46. Looks like someone did say it

46. Looks like someone did say ittwitter

By this point, the thread has fully earned its reputation.

47. This scene was captured during their tense confrontation in Titan.

47. This scene was captured during their tense confrontation in Titan.twitter

48. There must be a third option.

48. There must be a third option.twitter

49. Someone has the youthful gene.

49. Someone has the youthful gene.twitter

50. So, were they?

50. So, were they?twitter

51. It probably won't occur to him to ask you anything again.

51. It probably won't occur to him to ask you anything again.ConanOBrien

These celebrities know how to make a timeline worth scrolling through.

It is always better when famous people sound like real people online.

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