50 Times Men Had So Lame And Creepy Pickup Lines That They Simply Had To Be Shamed Online

A 28-year-old woman didn’t just get hit with a bad pickup line, she got hit with a full-on dumpster fire of them, and then the screenshots started flying. The comments section was basically a support group for everyone who has ever heard “You unfollowed me” and immediately felt their soul leave their body.

In this messy saga, it’s never just one weird message. It’s “You look like a girl,” “Are you into white men?”, and the truly unhinged stuff like “Starting a conversation with someone who’s Chinese” followed by whatever that guy thought was a clever exit strategy. Some of the men go for entitlement, others go for threats, and a few somehow manage to make the “reply, though” part of the story feel like a warning label.

Here’s the full story, and it gets uglier fast.

1. You unfollowed me

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2. You look like a girl

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3. No sense of remorse

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4. Are you into white men?

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5. Starting a conversation with someone who's Chinese

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6. Say this and walk out slowly

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7. Do we have a problem?

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8. The reply, though

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9. Calling someone an animal

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10. And the answer is YES

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11. Waiting two decades for a baby to grow up

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12. Pure savage

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13. This is definitely a weird one

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14. Have a nice life

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15. This dude feels he's entitled to get a hookup

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16. Definitely not playing

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17. Our nation has endured great hardship

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18. She's just using that as an excuse

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19. Someone's getting bitter

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20. Things you should know about me

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21. Sniffing out one's ovulation

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22. The fear is in their heads

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This breakup gets messy in a similar way to the friend group fallout after dating advice backfired and led to a breakup.

23. You can join if you want

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24. Using a crowd-pleasing statement

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25. You can imagine

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26. A man of culture

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27. It's the question mark for me

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28. My goodness

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29. The hustle is real

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30. Trying to start a conversation in a weird way

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31. I would definitely not accept

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32. You won't even give me the time of day

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33. I'm definitely passing on this one

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34. It's getting uglier

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35. What would be your reply?

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36. A much older man being creepy with me

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37. Letting the nice ones go

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38. You're so much kinder in person

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39. This one is funny

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40. It's the full stops for me

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41. You lost your chance

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42. WTF

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43. He needs a huge amount of help

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44. You're not as nice as you think

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45. Is there a way you can help???

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46. Violence

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47. Why would you text back???

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48. So bad

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49. Try again later

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50. It is definitely over the line

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That’s when “You unfollowed me” turned into a whole vibe shift, because nobody wants to be guilt-tripped for blocking someone who can’t read the room.

Then the thread really took off when “Are you into white men?” and “Starting a conversation with someone who’s Chinese” showed up like they were normal openers.

Things got even worse when the messages escalated from “It’s the question mark for me” to straight-up creepy and hostile lines like “Do we have a problem?” and “Calling someone an animal.”

By the time “Violence” and “It is definitely over the line” were in the same scroll, even the “Pure savage” moments felt less funny and more like a public service announcement.

While flirting with someone can be enjoyable, it can be challenging to know how to start a conversation. Delivering a cheesy pickup line with just the right amount of humor demonstrates your confidence and sense of humor.

The finest pickup lines will help break the ice and make starting the discussion a little bit simpler, whether they are cheesy, humorous pickup lines that will make someone giggle or clever pickup lines that will make you stand out. 

Now he’s wondering if he really is the problem, and the internet already answered.

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