50 Of The Best And Most Hilarious Posts From Twitter That Are Sure To Leave You Grinning From Ear To Ear
"The hottest people have the worst stomach problems."
Twitter can be a mess, but it is also one of the fastest places to find a joke that lands perfectly. The best tweets are the ones that feel painfully familiar, the kind that make you laugh because you have lived some version of them yourself.
This roundup pulls together 50 of the funniest posts from Twitter, from tiny everyday observations to absurd little moments that somehow say everything. A few are sharp, a few are ridiculous, and plenty are the kind of posts that make scrolling feel worth it.
By the end, you will probably have at least one favorite, and maybe a few tweets you want to send straight to a friend. Read on.
1. The difference between vanilla and French vanilla
Twitter2. Going to college in the exact terrible years
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That one hits a little too close to home.
4. 3D printed ingredients
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5. The browser history versus the calculator history
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6. Really?
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7. A must-have in this person's wedding
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8. Having a partner who doesn't have anxiety
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9. What do you think?
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10. It is time for us to go to bed
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11. The bad guy versus the good guy in Hallmark movies
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12. Hmm...
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13. Do you understand now?
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14. You can imagine
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15. I'm really sorry for talking to you
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16. Dogs getting hit by daylight savings
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17. My face behind the phone when...
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18. Feeling kind of weird and sad
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19. The answer is no
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20. The difference is clear
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21. Criticizing Hollywood for crazy tropes
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22. Back in the days, we were gods
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23. Thought I was the only one
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Some of these are so specific they feel personal.
This is the same kind of head-scratcher as the visual anomalies that make your logic spin in the mud.
24. A freezer full of variety and love
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25. You got to listen until your head swells up
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26. When your skin doesn't care
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27. So disheartening
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28. Check out this tipping thought process
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29. I need an answer
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30. Seeing final destination
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31. Yesss, it is giving that
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32. It's all good, just trust the process
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33. Way easier than buying a DVD
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34. Just asking
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35. Dude on the train is some kind of comfy tough guy
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36. Check this one out
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37. I will be saying no to everything in November
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38. Saving as much daylight as possible
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39. When you belong to the early 90s
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40. After Phil Collins dropped the Tarzan soundtrack
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41. A wonderful date idea
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42. This is so wholesome
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43. Some antitrust lobbying good luck, Ticketmaster
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44. The daughters of the ticket you couldn't master
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45. Lol... That is one brilliant six-year-old
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46. Dog owners versus cat owners
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47. When I'm going to be done with work
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48. Can someone tell me why?
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49. Downloading an app for every single thing
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50. What we accept as facts rather than a design flaw
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We all had comparable childhoods, and our parents are similarly frustrated by the increased usage of our mobile devices and the incompleteness of our trip preparations. There are times when things are simpler than they appear to be.
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Somehow, the funniest tweets are always the ones that feel the most true.
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