Delusional "Choosing Beggars" Who Raised Their Expectations Way Too High

They say that "beggars can't be choosers," but some people disregard this and raise their expectations far too high. They either never received the memo or simply have no shame and will try anything as long as there's a small chance that someone out there will agree to their nonsense.

It's easier to be a beggar online because you can use any random account and make your request as ridiculous as possible. If they had to do it in person, they would think twice before allowing themselves to make these absurd requests.

The worst part is that many of these beggars share one thing in common: they include their children in their posts to give people an additional reason to gift them things. It's not begging if it's for your child, right? Their logic is so flawed, and involving their children in their scams makes it even worse.

You may have encountered some choosing beggars throughout your life, but I bet they are nothing compared to the people in the posts below. They have raised the bar for begging and entitlement far too high, and they have never known what shame feels like.

1. You can't just like what I said; you have to find it funny.

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2. "I need friends, but only young females that 'tease me.' Disgusting."

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3. "I receive a lot of DMs daily from teen TikTok 'stars' asking for free stuff from my business, and here’s an example."

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4. "Absolute human vermin."

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5. "Guys, she might cry."

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6. "My favorite city to visit is Due By."

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7. "I went on a few dates with this girl, where I picked her up every time and paid for everything (including zoo tickets and a high-end restaurant). She was upset when I asked her to pay for a sandwich on the third date."

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8. "I’ll pay what and when I want."

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9. "My brother likes to make large bets and thinks I'll just pull from my savings to help pay his dues."

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10. "Wow... such a deal! I will really work for 'long term' at 'high volume' for $5 for a business I have no idea about."

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11. "He's going to pay with experience bucks."

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12. "Choosing beggars: Bartender edition."

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13. "Thinking you deserve a full salary for babysitting your own kids while they do schoolwork."

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14. "You’d have to take out a small loan to date her."

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15. "I came home, and this note was taped to my door. Time to install security cameras, I guess."

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16. "This grown man is whining about a babysitter who asks for $3 an hour."

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17. "A whole $1.36 an hour!"

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18. "Jedi skills need improvement."

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"If you say okay to that, he would have shown up with $75." -aznar

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19. "Ah, but you get to hang out with my kids, and hey, maybe earn something extra!"

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21. "Choosing beggar in my local FB group asking for specific $100+ toys for free, lol."

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The thing is, these people will try anything as long as there's a chance that someone will agree to their ridiculous demands. Some individuals are simply kind-hearted and enjoy helping others, and these people take advantage of that with their disgusting entitlement.