Delusional "Choosing Beggars" Who Raised Their Expectations Way Too High

Some people treat a simple request like a blank check, and the results are usually embarrassing. In these posts, the entitlement goes way past normal choosing beggar behavior, with people asking for freebies, discounts, favors, and special treatment as if everyone else owes them something.

What makes it worse is how often they try to justify it with kids, friendships, dating, or some made-up sense of fairness. The screenshots below show just how far that logic can go, and how quickly a harmless ask turns into pure delusion.

By the end, it is hard not to wonder how these people keep hitting send with a straight face.

1. You can't just like what I said; you have to find it funny.

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2. "I need friends, but only young females that 'tease me.' Disgusting."

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3. "I receive a lot of DMs daily from teen TikTok 'stars' asking for free stuff from my business, and here’s an example."

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4. "Absolute human vermin."

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5. "Guys, she might cry."

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6. "My favorite city to visit is Due By."

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7. "I went on a few dates with this girl, where I picked her up every time and paid for everything (including zoo tickets and a high-end restaurant). She was upset when I asked her to pay for a sandwich on the third date."

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8. "I’ll pay what and when I want."

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9. "My brother likes to make large bets and thinks I'll just pull from my savings to help pay his dues."

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This also echoes the debate over whether you’re wrong to deny a friend’s emotional plea for money, then question lending.

10. "Wow... such a deal! I will really work for 'long term' at 'high volume' for $5 for a business I have no idea about."

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11. "He's going to pay with experience bucks."

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12. "Choosing beggars: Bartender edition."

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13. "Thinking you deserve a full salary for babysitting your own kids while they do schoolwork."

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14. "You’d have to take out a small loan to date her."

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15. "I came home, and this note was taped to my door. Time to install security cameras, I guess."

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16. "This grown man is whining about a babysitter who asks for $3 an hour."

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17. "A whole $1.36 an hour!"

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18. "Jedi skills need improvement."

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"If you say okay to that, he would have shown up with $75." -aznar

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19. "Ah, but you get to hang out with my kids, and hey, maybe earn something extra!"

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21. "Choosing beggar in my local FB group asking for specific $100+ toys for free, lol."

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The thing is, these people will try anything as long as there's a chance that someone will agree to their ridiculous demands. Some individuals are simply kind-hearted and enjoy helping others, and these people take advantage of that with their disgusting entitlement.

That kind of audacity is exactly what keeps these screenshots going viral.

For the “cancelled trip” money fight, see if you’re WIBTA for demanding friends reimburse you after they posted luxury vacations.