21 Hilarious 'Choosing Beggars' Stories From Craigslist That Show How Truly Desperate People Are

Some people have absolutely no shame or common sense.

Selling or giving away something online can turn into a strange little test of patience. A simple Craigslist post can bring out bargain hunters, freebie seekers, and people who somehow think someone else should cover the inconvenience.

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That is exactly what makes these choosing beggars stories so entertaining. Each one starts with a normal listing, then quickly turns into a battle over price, effort, and basic manners.

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By the end, the only thing more shocking than the requests is how far some people will push their luck.

1. Looking for a puppy.

1. Looking for a puppy.reddit
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2. Fix it first

2. Fix it firstreddit
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3. I do not take crap.

3. I do not take crap.reddit

Some buyers really think the rules do not apply to them.

4. He explained.

4. He explained.reddit

5. I am inside.

5. I am inside.reddit

6. Delivery included in the price.

6. Delivery included in the price.reddit

That is where the conversation starts to go off the rails.

7. Anything. Text only.

7. Anything. Text only.reddit

8. It is free. Come and pick it up.

8. It is free. Come and pick it up.reddit

9. PS4.

Craigslist ad sign offering free items, with negotiation and desperate tone.reddit

10. Knock half off.

10. Knock half off.reddit

11. "I am tired of living like this"

11. "I am tired of living like this"reddit

At this point, the entitlement is doing all the talking.

It also reminded me of the friend who needed pet sitting, and the narrator who refused.

12. Crazy Lady.

12. Crazy Lady.reddit

13. That is a fortune.

13. That is a fortune.reddit

14. Real wood.

14. Real wood.reddit

15. My baby.

15. My baby.reddit

16. Free play-place.

16. Free play-place.reddit

17. "Thanks for wasting my time"

17. "Thanks for wasting my time"reddit

And somehow, the seller is still the one being blamed.

18. No tall people

18. No tall peoplereddit

19. Lemon Law.

19. Lemon Law.reddit

20. First class.

20. First class.reddit

21. Time and gas.

21. Time and gas.reddit

Some people will argue over anything if they think it might save them a few dollars.

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