15 Women Share The Craziest Messages They’ve Ever Received From A Man
It gets crazier by the minute.
A 28-year-old woman refused to let a random DM ruin her night, and honestly, she should not have had to. Her inbox was already a minefield, then the messages started rolling in, one after another, from men who somehow thought “flattering” meant “unhinged.”
It wasn’t just one bad text, either. A whole group of single ladies compared notes, swapping screenshots of everything from “you’re a star, babe” energy to straight-up chaos. Some of the guys went bold with weird confidence, others tried to slide in through COVID-era nonsense, and a few really committed to the bit, like the message that began with a chip crumb and somehow ended with an “L.
The singer croons, "I found a guy who told me I was a star," as music plays in the background
The sound spread rapidly, mainly because people were somewhat jealous. When you've been single for a while and have had to sift through a lot of nonsense, it can be difficult to remain optimistic about finding love. So many ugly messages, cruel texts, and snaps you wish you could forget.
The single ladies banded together to discuss the different things they'd heard from men. None were as flattering as "you're a star, babe."
Even in times of pain, we must find things to laugh about:
Permission to defile the inbox
Bold move
@rachelgwilson / TikTokOuch! That one hurt
She reminds him of a creature.
@rachelgwilson / TikTokCovid is not stopping the fun
A mask is all the protection you need.
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Taking turns
That’s a lot of confidence right there
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It started with a chip crumb and ended with an L
Could be fate
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It’s his loss
Some weight gain and wins all around
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This is the same mess as AITA: did disastrous dating advice cause heartbreak?
Placing matters on pause
And paused, it shall forever remain
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Interesting find
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That's an interesting plan
Imagine a world with no chairs
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A heart of stone
Some people shouldn’t have the privilege of swiping
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Grandma fetish? Now, that’s weird.
Dude may need some therapy
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That has got to result in shattered esteem
Time for him to get the boot
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Wrong messages are pretty revealing
Yikes, that wasn’t even an intelligent mistake
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The weight watchers strike again
Not a great way to start a conversation
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How should she have responded?
That went from zero to a hundred real quick.
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That “you’re a star, babe” compliment sounds sweet, until you remember the rest of the inbox was basically a horror movie lineup.
The chip crumb-to-“L” saga is where the group chat really started losing it, because how do you even get there?
When the messages jumped from “mask is all the protection you need” to “imagine a world with no chairs,” the women had to pause like, what is happening.
And once the “grandma fetish” and “a heart of stone” lines showed up, it was game over for normal conversation and hello, screenshots forever.
The internet is swimming with all kinds of people, and not everyone is what you’d expect them to be.
We bet these ladies, for example, had no idea that some of these messages would turn out as they did. They were probably shocked to their core when they saw them. We know we would have been.
Let’s have a little fun! What’s the craziest message you’ve ever received online? Let us know in the comments below.
Now he’s wondering if he really is the problem, while she’s wondering how he found her in the first place.
Want to know if “brutal” advice was the real problem, read whether I was wrong for giving a friend brutal dating advice.
