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Dads That Have Given The Funniest Pieces Of Advice And Quotes

Jimmy Fallon asked his Twitter followers to tweet something weird, funny, or embarrassing that their fathers have said.

Dads That Have Given The Funniest Pieces Of Advice And Quotes

Dads have a special talent for saying things that are somehow terrible, hilarious, and weirdly memorable all at once. This collection pulls together the kind of quotes and one-liners that make you roll your eyes first, then laugh a second later.

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From pun-heavy jokes to blunt little bits of dad logic, the images below show fathers, grandfathers, and father figures doing what they do best, making everyone around them question whether they are joking or completely serious. The result is a mix of family humor, awkward wisdom, and the kind of advice that sticks with you for years.

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Scroll through the funniest dad quotes and dadvice, because a few of these are almost too good to forget.

Who cares?

Dad holding a sign that reads “DAD PUNS,” with playful warning text. lilhannahs
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Perk Number 1 actually!

Perk Number 1 actually! susy_faus
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RED ALERT: DAD PUNS

RED ALERT: DAD PUNS haythax7

Helmet? Check!

Helmet? Check! tpatt356

The dad jokes only get more committed from here.

DAD WHY.

Child wearing a helmet, captioned “Helmet? Check!” and “Nobody. Setting the rule.” craigbackus

Nobody? Nobody.

Nobody? Nobody. kingedhill

Setting the rule from day one!

Setting the rule from day one! MrsDuffeyTeach

TRUTH!

Smiling child saying “Thanks, Dad!” with a quote about setting rules. katiekesler15

Some of these are less advice and more a full personality.

"Thanks, Dad!"

"Thanks, Dad!" laurenCoreFit

Weird, yet great advice.

Weird, yet great advice. lauradarzaaa

10 dad points for this deep advice.

10 dad points for this deep advice. JHBeezy

Always use your manners!

Always use your manners! paigeleilani

Beware!

Dad teaching manners, with a caption showing “Dad, why?” and opening milk. mikeruss39

Dad... Dad, why?

Dad... Dad, why? SusanStone12

*Opens milk*

*Opens milk* MarcosAmparo3

The voices tell me I want pizza.

The voices tell me I want pizza. OliBob_1029

Even the granddad energy is strong in this batch.

Do you need some ice for both of those burns?

Do you need some ice for both of those burns? trace3304

Cheers, Grandad!

Cheers, Grandad! killer_skillern

No one should laugh at this... But I did.

No one should laugh at this... But I did. pjlovescountry

It's the baby maker!

It's the baby maker! lexywhite_2525

10/10

Dad making a humorous “baby maker” remark, referencing a Scrabble game mishap. karee_jo

Well, looks like we can never play Scrabble again.

Well, looks like we can never play Scrabble again. kejade

DAD.

Funny dad quote about never playing Scrabble again, with a “10/10” style caption. grace_owens11

It was an honest mistake!

It was an honest mistake! kbempringham

At this point, the whole family is in on the joke.

This is similar to OP weighing whether to confront their controlling dad after sister’s secret was revealed, risking family fallout.

Really, Mom?

Really, Mom? jennifermccoart

The last thing I'm going to do while making a bowel movement is think about my dad, but thanks.

The last thing I'm going to do while making a bowel movement is think about my dad, but thanks. jaymcarthur1025

She's the sponge that sucks up the slippery slide of entertainment...

She's the sponge that sucks up the slippery slide of entertainment... KristenRose124

Act. Natural.

Act. Natural. Karlijn_Laurent

#ok

Dad advising “Act. Natural,” with text about overstaying welcome nailed. princessjess121

... Not a terrible idea.

... Not a terrible idea. BakeryMundare

Nailed the "overstaying your welcome" warning, Dad.

Nailed the "overstaying your welcome" warning, Dad. Annjack555A

"Ghost of money?"

"Ghost of money?" palakiks

The puns are getting louder, and somehow worse.

Then what's a shart?

Then what's a shart? HannaPeters5

PIEorities?

PIEorities? jamiedaws_

Ways to impress their dad: Laugh at these jokes.

Ways to impress their dad: Laugh at these jokes. jessicazap14

OUCH

Jokes about “PIEorities” and laughing, featuring a playful dad advice caption. robin_ski13

What's more weird is that you know this, right? No?

What's more weird is that you know this, right? No? kris_will1

They're bad! For your wallet...

They're bad! For your wallet... sibba_mira

Sure, Dad, but I'm going to go stand in the yard.

Sure, Dad, but I'm going to go stand in the yard. glanceadrianna

Yes, Dad. 100%

Yes, Dad. 100% KristenRose124

Servant! Hush, my minions are performing!

Servant! Hush, my minions are performing! sarahjane2885

If I had a stool, I'd hit you with it...

If I had a stool, I'd hit you with it... AliciaAnne1

#Honesty

Dad in a mock royal role, commanding minions, with a “They can’t arrest you” line. ChibiNekoCos

They can't arrest you if you're right!

They can't arrest you if you're right! sraab_01

By now, the dad logic has fully taken over.

Sign me up!

Sign me up! KattFunny

Now I'm suspicious.

Now I'm suspicious. Aricka_Shuck

Can you blame him?

Can you blame him? doridoodle1

Dad rules for his daughter #48:

Dad rules for his daughter #48: erichorvath_

Next time?

Dad’s drinking tips for his daughter, shown with a humorous “#48” caption. colemor

You know you're grown when your dad gives you drinking tips...

You know you're grown when your dad gives you drinking tips... heart_music87

Somehow, that is exactly the kind of advice only a dad could deliver.

For more family fallout, see how OP confronted a brother-in-law for mocking their military veteran father.

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