30 Interesting Photos Of The Best Vintage Ads Of Modern Products Submitted By People In The 'Design Crowd' Contest

Design Crowd welcomes competitors of all abilities to engage in fun and exciting competitions.

These vintage ads are the kind that make you stop scrolling, because they look like they were ripped straight out of a glossy time capsule. From a Macintosh cordless phone begging you to call your friends, to the “world’s first pocket music player,” every post is basically an old-school product dream turned into a modern design contest flex.

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The twist is, this is all happening inside DesignCrowd, where people submit artwork, publish their designs, and rack up points from judges. Even the voting is weirdly anonymous at first, since profiles, usernames, and star ratings are hidden until the end, so nobody can tell who made “Now, who wants some Red Bull?” or “With the Amazon Kindle, she will never be the wiser.”

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And once you see the full lineup, it’s hard not to wonder which one would actually win the room.

1. Call your friends on your new Macintosh cordless telephone

1. Call your friends on your new Macintosh cordless telephonesuckawhat89
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2. World's first pocket music player

2. World's first pocket music playermcdj18
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As some entries may be disqualified for failing to follow the contest regulations, "DesignCrowd" advises newcomers to "carefully read the contest description, requirements, and rules before entering to ensure your submission meets the standards for that contest." A contender earns points from the judges when they submit and publish artwork or a design.

3. Built for the professional in you

3. Built for the professional in youdumb_as_16_sheep

4. Want an extraordinary iPod?

4. Want an extraordinary iPod?TahiaDesign

5. Share your special moment with the world

5. Share your special moment with the worldOverGravity

6. Now, who wants some Red Bull?

6. Now, who wants some Red Bull?napolini

7. Flaunt and flatter your Victoria's Secret

7. Flaunt and flatter your Victoria's Secretredcard

The Macintosh cordless telephone ad sets the tone, and suddenly you’re expecting the rest of the list to be just as bold and ridiculous.

Voting for a contest entry is allowed, and users can rate submissions from one to five stars. The work can be praised regardless of the artist who created it because, during the voting period, participant profiles, their usernames, and the number of current votes are hidden. After the voting is complete, the community is informed of the creator's identity and the grade they received. 

8. Want something to provide fun for you all night long?

8. Want something to provide fun for you all night long?photality

9. The freedom of expression

9. The freedom of expressionbibile

10. A message to you from the Church of Jesus Christ

10. A message to you from the Church of Jesus Christrubicon

11. The best iPhone choice for you

11. The best iPhone choice for youV3al3nk4

12. Who's in for a picnic rapture?

12. Who's in for a picnic rapture?paperdreamers

This is the same kind of visual chaos as the photos that made people need a full brain restart.

13. Get me a bottle

13. Get me a bottlesugarcane

14. With the Amazon Kindle, she will never be the wiser

14. With the Amazon Kindle, she will never be the wiserpixzlee

15. I wonder what this does

15. I wonder what this doeskbilltv

16. That is a good way to portray it

16. That is a good way to portray itDocMinor

17. Nice one

17. Nice onebadapoum

18. Really awesome

18. Really awesomekorpington

19. Bling Bling

19. Bling BlingMissGator

20. Knock it out in one go

20. Knock it out in one goAdriaan

21. Need a push?

21. Need a push?sudiptatatha

22. A good way to amaze your friends

22. A good way to amaze your friendsWorth1000 User

23. Nice one

23. Nice onePeterAAAWelch

24. It's an entire library

24. It's an entire librarypixzlee

25. Important information

25. Important informationcrazydelicious

26. Power Nokia

26. Power Nokiabrypro63

27. Lovely write-up

27. Lovely write-upCompleteClicks

28. Love it

28. Love itTamiresdaRosa

29. Get your swing on

29. Get your swing onHallowScream

30. Exactly

30. Exactlyaggravatedmonkey

Then “Want an extraordinary iPod?” shows up, and you can practically hear the futuristic confidence of the whole contest.

But the mood flips when “A message to you from the Church of Jesus Christ” lands in the middle of all those product slogans, making the whole thing feel more chaotic than curated.

By the time “Now, who wants some Red Bull?” and “It’s an entire library” are fighting for attention, the anonymous voting rules start to feel like the real plot twist.

To gather creative energy, Design Crowd welcomes competitors of all abilities to engage in fun and exciting competitions. Contest winners can continue working professionally and gain recognition on the platform.

What are your thoughts about these ads? Share the fun with your loved ones by sharing this post.

The only problem is you’ll want to vote again, just to see if “Exactly” would win twice.

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