53 Disney Jokes That Are So Funny, Your Stomach Will Hurt From Laughing Hard
If we can't get enough of the movies, let's be entertained by jokes too.
Disney has a way of turning an ordinary day into something a little brighter, and these jokes lean all the way into that magic.
From movie references to theme park humor, the collection taps into the kind of Disney moments fans know by heart, whether they grew up on the classics or still quote them now. It is the sort of internet roundup that makes even a rough week feel a little lighter.
Scroll through for the jokes, the callbacks, and the kind of playful Disney humor that never really gets old.
1. You just lose patience; you turn into a Jurassic creature.
@dinodeitydrseeker2. We're pretty sure you can relate.
@thebibbidibobbidiblog3. Yep, it's not just you.
quirkyfox_
Disney fans really do know how to turn everyday moments into a joke.
4. The wait seems to take forever.
@elias824
5. Do you do this every time?
@epcotcentergal
6. How unfortunate.
@jawbreakerldn
7. You'll find yourself saying, "Take my money! Take it all!"
@disneyfoodblog
8. Would it work?
@irispaige
9. What you'd rather do
@robins-treasure
Some of these are painfully relatable in the best way.
10. Nooo!!!
@luciousfox
11. The truth about us before Zoom meetings.
@merida.princesss
12. It's social media that woke her up.
@lobotomizedskull
13. The best gift for every Disney fan
@disneyfoodblog
14. He's probably not the only one.
@dannyboyharvey
15. The quarantine made us look back at the good stuff.
@disneydailyyt
16. Good luck to the husband.
@XplodingUnicorn
17. Yep, it's for the millennials, not for the kiddos!
@lobotomizedskull
18. When the power's out, perhaps a healing incantation can help.
@ahhnna
That is exactly the kind of logic Disney humor runs on.
19. Was it the same for you?
@madeformarvell
For another family blowup, see the AITA case where a brother refused to pay for the vacation.
20. Poor Snow White.
@justdrinktea
21. That Sebastian face swap right there is scary!
@fishslappingdance
22. Do it this way when you're not feeling it.
@giveemthatdisney-blog
23. The reason why Anna and Elsa never learned the entire alphabet.
24. Flurry!
@dangerghost20
25. Heed his every order!
@just-another-ordinary-hannah
26. So accurate.
@elizabethxolsen
27. Unimpressed
@fogpowers
28. Gaston? Thank you, next.
@animooguls
29. Toys or trash?
@theonlybandthatmatters
30. When bad things happen
@elizabethxolsen
31. Of course you won't!
@onlydisneymemes
32. Every The Little Mermaid fan can answer this.
@lobotomizedskull
33. Expectation vs. Reality
34. The Cheshire Cat is such a mood.
35. When will it end?
@supergerk
36. Belle's completely fine with the setup.
@chipandco
37. Spoiler!
38. This mother knows quarantining best.
@avitha
39. The cold can bother us after all!
@thesnowqueenxx
40. They lived happily ever after.
@jessicarabbit
41. That's how long we're willing to wait.
@mattxint
42. How Disney disappointed us.
@Carbosly
43. We're all willing to wait forever.
@thedisneydadfun
44. The feels we get from every Toy Story movie
@whittymemegurl
45. Uh oh!
@merida.princesss
46. The reason we're excited about opening the fridge
@mdvrebekah
47. Indeed!
@disneyfoodblog
48. Who's guilty? Everyone!
@disneydailyyt
49. It's always exciting, even after the nth time!
@onceupon_a_trip
50. What we miss
@___maariaa___
51. We'd rather wait.
@brookegmcdonald
52. Do the savings exist in the first place?
@chipandco
53. From the world where dreams come true
@disneyfoodblog
Thanks to the internet, we have many different ways of getting our Disney fix.
Still laughing at “Take my money” energy, then check out vintage photos where your grandparents lived like safety was optional.
