Florida Couple Arrested For Selling Drugs From A Drive-Thru Window In Their Mobile Home
Oh, Florida! It's truly America's weirdest state.
Drug dealing can be quite tricky in this day and age. Many dealers come up with these "innovative" ideas to sell drugs because they see themselves as "entrepreneurs," so they play the part, even though it rarely ends well.
This Florida couple proved to the world that drug dealers can indeed be innovative and think outside the box. They came up with the brilliant idea of selling drugs from a drive-thru they installed in their mobile home, and it worked like a charm—until, of course, it failed miserably.
According to WFTV, police arrested William Parrish Jr. and McKenzee Dobbs from Ocala during a raid that followed four drug overdoses in the area. The authorities managed to shut down the operation quickly after tracing the drugs to the couple’s home.
William Parrish Jr. and McKenzee Dobbs
Marion County Sheriff’s OfficeThe couple wanted to avoid regular customers coming in and out of their home, so they converted their kitchen window into a drive-thru. According to Ocala Police, Parrish and Dobbs even used signs to direct people where to go.
Just like any legitimate business, the couple even posted official opening hours to inform people about their drug business hours.
TwitterThe couple even laced their heroin with fentanyl:
“We were seeing some overdose incidents that were happening in this particular area, specifically at this particular location,” said Ocala Police Capt. Steven Cuppy. “There were some heroin sales that were going on there. Subsequently, through the investigation, we were able to determine that the product was laced with fentanyl.”
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Parrish and Dobbs were arrested and charged with multiple offenses. Thirty-two-year-old Parrish was charged with running a dwelling intended for the sale of drugs, drug possession with intent to sell, resisting arrest, and DUI, according to the Marion County Sheriff’s Office. Twenty-year-old Dobbs was charged with the same offenses except for the DUI.
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