Reddit Asks Who's The Dumbest Person You've Ever Met And An Ex-Teacher Responds With 'Kevin'
This is quite possibly, without overhyping it, the best Reddit post we've seen so far.
Some Reddit threads start with a simple question and end with a story nobody can forget. This one asked who the dumbest person someone had ever met was, and the answers quickly turned into a parade of bad judgment, strange behavior, and unforgettable names.
Among the thousands of replies, one former teacher stood out with a story about a middle school student named Kevin. The post is part classroom memory, part disbelief, and part comedy, as the teacher recalls just how far Kevin could go with confusion and confidence.
By the end, it is hard not to wonder how one student managed to leave such a lasting impression. Kevin really did earn his own category.
To whoever asked this question, thank you so much!
[deleted]We won't attempt to retell the story because it's best and funniest if you read it straight from the source:
NoahtheRed
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One on One with Kevin
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Poor Kevin
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Deny, deny, deny.
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Kevin, the entrepreneur.
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So much gum.
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A chainsaw accident?
NoahtheRed
This has to be real.
smalltowngirl07
The teacher wished he was lying, but unfortunately, Kevin is very much real.
NoahtheRed
Kevin needs to answer all of Reddit's questions!
jamin_brook
Could this be the explanation for Kevin's bewildering behavior?
GrethSC
He probably thought planes were human-type birds.
Dark-Castle
This is the same kind of family blowup as declining to include a brother after his last-minute bail.
I read this in Mose's (Dwight's cousin) voice.
[deleted], ipeeoncats
I both want to meet him and avoid him at all costs.
plausibleimprobable
Did we find Kevin?
NumbMyLove
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He wanted another layer of challenge.
OniTan
He would be a hit on the Olympic Luge team.
NoahtheRed
Perfect analogy.
Annja, NoahtheRed
OP has a way with words!
SteveCFE
My baby cousin knows the difference, yet somehow it evaded Kevin's mind altogether.
commatose
The backstory on how the teacher found out Kevin didn't know the difference between cats and dogs.
NoahtheRed
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You mean other people live in those houses? - Kevin probably.
Mustaka
It's good to know that Kevin doesn't feel alone in his family.
utopiameansnowhere, NoahtheRed
Can he tell time?
SpankyJones10, SirLockHomes
Oh no, we found Kevin's cousin, Kelly.
Carwheel
It's her ~write~ hand.
Carwheel
Where did the taser come from?
blynn1975
He just keeps getting better and better.
NoahtheRed
He has the first-ever recorded case of Kevin.
bastocrat
Sometimes, there's nothing you can do but accept the fact and move on.
NoahtheRed
From another teacher's perspective, Kevin sounds like a truly challenging student to supervise.
IAMBATMAN29
You have to look on the bright side; that is, if Kevin hasn't eaten the light bulb.
NoahtheRed
Please tell us what his parents did for a living.
ANAL_ANARCHY
I'm simultaneously impressed and worried sick.
NoahtheRed
Maybe Kevin needs to see a doctor.
wisewiz11
They tried but couldn't figure out what was different about him.
NoahtheRed
As funny as the story sounds, Kevin couldn't have been an easy student to handle.
chilly_anus
The teacher did say he was challenging, to say the least. Biggest reveal: Kevin procreated.
NoahtheRed
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Who would want to sire Kevin's heir, you ask?
[deleted]
Dear reader, he found a girl who had a chip on her shoulder and was smart enough to know what she was doing.
NoahtheRed
Despite all that eventful year for the ex-teacher, Kevin did not contribute to his early retirement. It was a mixture of sheer exhaustion and burnout from the educational system.
As for Kevin, we can only hope he is a good father to his child. What can he teach his progeny? We think Kevin doesn't know either.
Want another messy fallout, read about the friend in financial crisis who got denied a loan.
