12 Dumb Things People Shared On Twitter
"Every second someone dies, and every second someone is born. So why isn't our population zero?"
Some people treat Twitter like a private diary, and then act surprised when the whole internet gets a look. That is exactly what makes these posts so entertaining, because the confidence is often bigger than the common sense.
In this roundup, the tweets range from accidental nonsense to jokes that landed with a thud, and a few are so strange they almost feel intentional. Either way, the results are messy, funny, and impossible to ignore.
By the end, you may be wondering how some of these people hit send so fast.
1. Sound delicious.
2. It’s a wonderful country, but it has really bad traffic.
3. It’s a kind of magic…
4. My life! Now, give me that vegan chicken.
5. Tell that to a 10-year-old.
6. Be careful. It could be permanent.
7. Pure genius…
Every second someone dies, and every second someone is born, which raises the question: why isn't our population zero?
And if that’s not enough, these bizarre events prove our planet is weirder than science fiction.
That one really did the math in the weirdest way possible.
8. I don’t think blackmail is very relevant here…
9. Ask Michael.
10. Enjoy!
This is where the tweets start getting even more unhinged.
11. King of the World?
12. Maybe the flat earthers could answer this one?
Somehow, it only gets sillier from here.
Still think Twitter is weird, check out visual anomalies that make your logic “spin in the mud”.
