Tweets About The Weirdest And Funniest Things That Kids Say

Kids say a lot of random things, ranging from unintentionally hilarious to spine-chilling and creepy. Nonetheless, it's interesting to listen to what they have to say. If you have a child in your life, whether your own or someone else's, you'll know how weird yet lovable they are.

I could listen to a kid rant for a while because the completely absurd and creative ideas that come out of their mouths are out of this world. How do they even come up with that stuff?

Here are some examples of times when children said some bizarre and hilarious things.

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@Knowbuntu on Twitter

This one. This one made me laugh a lot.

@Jake_5_Bayless on Twitter

Don't kids' random remarks sometimes throw you into an existential crisis?

@OctopusCaveman on Twitter

Oh :(

@XplodingUnicorn on Twitter

The mental image of a 7-year-old angrily muttering 'Jesus Christ' is forever embedded in my mind.

@kellyoxford on Twitter

Oh :( #2

@ashleyaustrew on Twitter

How do you know so much???

@kellyoxford by Twitter

I can FEEL the secondhand embarrassment, and it's painful.

@House_Feminist on Twitter

Can't argue with that.

@cheryl629 on Twitter

Are... are you sure a kid said that?

@gepose on Twitter