Tweets About The Weirdest And Funniest Things That Kids Say
How do they come up with these?
Kids have a way of saying the funniest, strangest, and most unexpectedly profound things at the worst possible moments. One second they are talking about snacks or cartoons, and the next they are dropping a line that makes everyone stop and stare.
This collection pulls together a bunch of those moments, from innocent nonsense to comments that land way harder than they should. The adults in these posts were clearly not prepared, and that is part of what makes them so good.
Some of these kid quotes are adorable, some are unsettling, and a few are just plain unforgettable. Read on for the weirdest little one-liners people could not stop sharing.
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@Knowbuntu on TwitterThis one really set the tone.
This one. This one made me laugh a lot.
@Jake_5_Bayless on TwitterDon't kids' random remarks sometimes throw you into an existential crisis?
@OctopusCaveman on Twitter
That is a lot for a kid to casually say.
Oh :(
@XplodingUnicorn on Twitter
The mental image of a 7-year-old angrily muttering 'Jesus Christ' is forever embedded in my mind.
@kellyoxford on Twitter
Kids really do say the wildest things with complete confidence.
Speaking of kid chaos, these awkward school photo moments prove everyone had a cringe phase.
Oh :( #2
@ashleyaustrew on Twitter
How do you know so much???
@kellyoxford by Twitter
I can FEEL the secondhand embarrassment, and it's painful.
@House_Feminist on Twitter
That one probably made the whole room go quiet.
Can't argue with that.
@cheryl629 on Twitter
Are... are you sure a kid said that?
@gepose on Twitter
Some of these are too specific to forget.
For more boundary drama, see what happened when a mom called out her friend’s daughter’s inappropriate question.
