Grandma Savagely Ranks Her 10 Grandkids And Goes Viral On TikTok
It's really hilarious!
We all strive to be the best we can be in everything. In fact, we all have a competitive side that emerges in whatever we face in life, whether it be with friends or family.
However, it is a different kind of competition when it comes to your grandmother ranking her grandchildren. Insert the Eye of the Tiger (by Survivor) intro to spice up this conversation.
Oh, grandmothers! Aren't they so sweet, especially when they cook their grandkids' favorite meals, shower them with kisses, tell stories of their childhood, and, one of the most beloved things of all, give either sweets or money! However, the real deal and the real question is… who’s their favorite grandkid?
It’s an investigation we all need to be part of. Let this be one of the longest and biggest competitions in the history of grandparents and their grandchildren.
A grandmother, Mary LaMorte, went viral on TikTok when one of her grandsons posted a video of her ranking her 10 grandchildren on a ranking board. It was an exciting competition where one of the conditions was that the grandkid with a better sense of humor would rank higher on the board.
The final judgment comes from Nanny. Remember, the funnier, the better.
Here’s Granny Nanny together with her grandson, Dan LaMorte, 27, who posted the video. Currently, he’s ranked 4th, which is the highest he’s ever reached.
TikTok | @danlamorteThis ranking has been ongoing for a while now. The board was a gift from her own grandkids back in 2015, and they all placed a magnetic photo of themselves on it. It's funny that the board has a big, fat “Family” word on it, but there’s still competition.
TikTok | @danlamorteDan explained to TikTok, where people followed, how the ranking system worked for them. Of course, he was proud of his current ranking, but he is somewhat worried about it since he just got two new tattoos.
TikTok | @danlamorteIt was a “promote” and “demote” system that depended on their behaviors and actions. As old as she may be, Nanny still has sharp senses, so her grandkids are very careful.
TikTok | @danlamorteSadly, Nanny does not really approve of tattoos. Tattoos are cool and also works of art, but when Nanny found out about Dan’s tattoos, he instantly dropped from 4th… to 10th!
TikTok | @danlamorteNanny explains how to get promoted: visiting her, having kids, and keeping in touch with her are some of the things that maintain their ranking or, even better, help them reach the top.
“My grandson just had a new baby, so he goes to the top because it’s a very good, happy moment,” she said. “And I’m not even going to get into demotions. Tattoos? That’ll do it every time.”Currently, the top two, Dan’s cousins, are a veterinarian and a dentist, respectively. The family also agreed not to include the great-grandchildren in the system because the grandkids were afraid of dropping down or getting removed from the ranking.
Dan says that this competitive yet fun activity keeps their family together. Their activities have always been full of jokes and roasting one another, but they all enjoy talking.
TikTok | @danlamorteTheir fun activity caught the attention of TikTok viewers. Some TikTokers were even shocked that Nanny would demote her grandchildren in front of them.
TikTok | @danlamorteDan grew up with a sense of humor. His Nanny always reminds him not to take himself too seriously.
TikTok | @danlamorteWatch the full video here:
Let's see what people have to say:
And she's savage for doing so!
TikTok | @danlamorteWe're excited!
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Truly.
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Haha! All in good taste, though.
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She's becoming a role model.
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Oops. Well!
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It's hilarious!
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It was never a competition to begin with. This is just one of the many ways Dan and his nine other competitors (kidding, his cousins and siblings) thought of spending time with their grandparents and family.
How about you? What fun and competitive activities do you and your family engage in?
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