30+ Pictures Of Tweets Where People Roasted The Most Absurd Movie Clichés, And They’re Both Funny And True

It's not surprising that television programs and movies depict much more emotional, dramatic, and, for the most part, idealized forms of the real world. Sometimes, we tend to turn to the screen in order to escape from our boring and exhausting lives, but not to relive them just the way they are.

A criminal investigator movie wouldn’t be much fun if all we had to watch was the main character engaging in training while preparing and filing paperwork. However, when we set aside the willing suspension of disbelief regarding some far-fetched situations, there are certain figures of speech in television and movies that can get under your skin.

Well, the author Tom Cox has taken to Twitter to revive the "Hello, I am..." meme, which has appeared in various threads since around 2019. The meme is very simple; it begins with "Hello, I am..." and then allows the character to talk to the first individual about the annoyingly unsurprising aspect of themselves.

This is similar to when your partner ridicules you during a fight, using a shrill voice as if that is how you really talk. At any rate, many tweeps have been playing around with this one, so moving right along, here are the most entertaining, funny, and insightful comments from the thread.

The starting point

@cox_tom

And everyone started chiming in...

1. It's always a fresh start

@conspiracylife

2. Throw up and you're pregnant

@ectannenbaum

3. We just give, give, and keep giving

@simcdermid

4. Lol... This is so, so true

@JayFaerber

5. It's really magic

@ohmissjulie

6. Conveying my emotional state

@kingstonwrites

7. Now isn't that a miracle?

@kimhornsby

8. I mean, it has to be a long fight, right?

@GRobLewis

9. An idiot gets an adorable wife

@HectorFadraga

10. A college professor with no specialty

@Wincey

11. I guess so

@TjMansell

12. The detective always gets one last chance

@claudiamiles

13. A mathematician in a movie

@nilspace

14. Yup, I can hack into anything, literally

@JanKoester1

15. A bartender with just one focus and no side duties

@lagaD

16. A professor in a movie

@_roryturnbull

17. They always neglect to use their real names

@twitsandgiggles

18. I am a writer, and I get jobs... Right!

@Ceilidhann

19. Different pregnancy situations

@rribbitz

20. A movie criminal always doing one last job

@sidlipsey

21. Cooking plenty of delicious dishes despite the fact that no one eats anything

@marzclaire

22. It happens all the time

@DragonMumJo

23. Glasses only mean two things in movies...

@FortGeek

24. You can imagine

@kimhornsby

25. It is what it is

@rribbitz

26. Now I know I'm not the only one who notices this

@DieMadTerf

27. Such magnificent eyesight

@rimeswithcya

28. You have got to cover up so no one else sees them

@LennonClarke

29. And weirdly, nothing happens to you

@Frasern1

30. Yup, they have eyes all around them

@JLisaJay

31. They always get shot

@Gedsjeep

32. Yup, you can't enter this room

@mgilmore8

33. It always does

@Ceilidhann

34. I am the killer you've been waiting for

@rzschinderman

Before now, I had never really given much thought to all these movie clichés. As I read through these memes, I discovered that they are all so true.

Nevertheless, I guess they all need a little extra spice for a movie to be entertaining enough for the audience to watch without feeling bored.