Guys Online Share Their Secret Thoughts and Rules About Dating Women
Men online have revealed their secret 'rules' about dating.
Some dating opinions are harmless, and some sound like they were written during a bad group chat. This roundup pulls together a stack of men’s secret thoughts and rules about dating women, and the results are equal parts funny, awkward, and a little too honest.
The posts range from shallow first impressions to weird little tests people seem to think are normal. Some of the comments are clearly jokes, some are blunt, and a few land in that uncomfortable space where you can tell someone really meant it.
By the end, it is hard not to wonder which of these rules are just online noise, and which ones people actually carry into real dates.
12. So, he is comparing finding a partner to washing the dishes.
Whisper11. And which one are you?
Whisper10. Use filters like women do.
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9. Or going to the doctor’s office.
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8. Yeah, they know.
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That comparison did not exactly make things better.
7. And they probably let you do it to see how boring you are.
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6. Just be careful about how many friends you send, because eventually…
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5. Deep and meaningful test.
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Some of these rules sound more like traps than dating advice.
Family reunion vibes are brutal too, just ask the brother whose new girlfriend’s intentions got questioned.
4. This test doesn’t seem too bad, as long as you don’t come out looking like your radio is broken and switches stations on its own.
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3. As long as you don’t make it sound like a job interview…
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2. Sure, they understand.
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That one probably sounded better in his head.
1. Great opening line.
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What are your impressions of these rules and thoughts? Share them in the comment section.
Some of these guys may want to rethink their approach.
Wondering if you’re wrong for tough love, read about blunt dating advice to a friend that caused tension.
