Man Regrets Never Wearing Glasses During S*x Once He Realizes What It's Like To Actually See During It

One man learned the hard way that taking off glasses before sex can make the whole experience a lot blurrier than it needs to be. After finally leaving them on, he realized he had been missing far more than he expected.

He says the difference was immediate, turning an ordinary hookup into something he could actually see in detail. For someone who had always assumed glasses and sex did not mix, the surprise was apparently unforgettable.

Now he is looking back on years of unnecessary guesswork, and the results are pretty funny. Read on.

Here's his story.

Prestigious_Yak224

That realization hit him fast.

His discovery changed his views. Pun intended.

Prestigious_Yak224

Reddit chimes in, sharing all the things they can now see with great vision.

sunburn95

This story, but with hearing aids? Interesting.

Retseciel

People really do take their glasses off for a lot of activities.

People really do take their glasses off for a lot of activities.

gelfbride73

Reddit has jokes today.

iansynd

And the comments only got more unfiltered from there.

Again, someone who removes glasses when eating.

Shameless_Ero_Hero

"Two lustful wine glasses"—I mean, okay then.

moondancer224

"Clink"—the sound of nerd love.

Trill_McNeal

Sounds about right.

Nomision

Plenty of people clearly related to the struggle.

This is similar to the girlfriend-vs-cat move-in dilemma, where allergies clash with her attachment.

This is all they had to say? Seems like a lot of people relate, though.

starliner2000

This is a story for the books.

Parnagg

These stories are just too great.

idkmynameconfused

I mean, this is a fair reason to get contacts.

NotyouraverageAA

180pp was very funny, though.

Ejsberg

Contacts might be a solution. Anything for HD boobs.

Free_Calligrapher_35

That suggestion seems to have landed.

OP, what is the brown blob?

blessnosferatu

Again, a good reason to get contacts.

grapejuicecheese

Great metaphor—now we are all hungry.

CronkinOn

Take notes, people.

Apusapercu

"I cannot wait to have s*x in HD."

Sk8tingpanda568

A tip is to leave your glasses on for a treat.

Who would've thought you could censor your own s*x?

The_HeinousAnus

I think this might encourage glasses-wearing individuals to try something new, and it should make those with perfect vision appreciate their own HD s*x that they get to have all the time.

This guy definitely was missing out, and it might take you leaving your glasses on for once if you usually take them off.

Share this post with a friend who wears glasses.

He may never look at glasses the same way again.

For another partner promise turned allergy crisis, see the man considering rehoming the cat his partner surprised him with.