50 Married People Shared Hilarious Thoughts On Twitter That Are So Relatable

With so many highs and lows in different marriages, the relationships spouses have with each other either rise or fall. Here are some funny ones.

Marriages can be quite a ride; some succeed to the end, some fall apart and reconcile, while others fall apart entirely. With so many highs and lows in different marriages, the relationships spouses have with each other either rise or fall.

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When combined with the pandemic, which disrupted our daily lives and locked us in with our families, marriages experienced an additional rollercoaster ride. The pandemic year ended up being a test of what couples vowed to each other on their big day, as some people failed to remember their vows, which state that the couple will be together in good times and bad, whether rich or poor, both in sickness and in health, until death draws them apart.

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So, regardless of whether they were battling or succeeding in sustaining their marital promises, the pandemic year was, in fact, an ideal time for entertaining marriage tweets. It's no surprise that many people are looking for ways to strengthen their marriages and build a solid foundation for them to stand on.

But whatever the case may be, how can one go about solving it? Indeed, there's no single accurate response.

Today, we have 50 examples of the most hilarious, horrendously accurate, and all-around engaging tweets for you to enjoy.

1. The keys were there

1. The keys were therenotmythirdrodeo
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2. Let's have cheese toast

2. Let's have cheese toastsimoncholland
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3. I'm up for whatever

3. I'm up for whateverGrantTanaka

4. I'll be right back

4. I'll be right backsimoncholland

5. Do that thing I like

5. Do that thing I likeSladeWentworth

6. My permanent job

6. My permanent jobRodLacroix

7. Married to a psychopath

7. Married to a psychopathmariana057

8. Playing games differently

8. Playing games differentlyHenpeckedHal

9. Snort laughing

9. Snort laughingsweetmomissa

10. What a surprise

10. What a surprisemommajessiec

11. Call it a little revenge

11. Call it a little revengesixfootcandy

12. Lol... Oh no!

12. Lol... Oh no!sixfootcandy

13. Who does?

13. Who does?sarabellab123

14. Get your approval

14. Get your approvalcopymama

15. So you're not scared of what I can do?

15. So you're not scared of what I can do?dramadelinquent

16. Married to a parenting wizard

16. Married to a parenting wizardmom_tho

17. Where are my darn keys?

17. Where are my darn keys?maryfairybobrry

18. Such nice grocery shopping

18. Such nice grocery shoppingLhlodder

19. An official welcome to marriage

19. An official welcome to marriageThisOneSayz

20. She said it...

20. She said it...LizerReal

21. And laughed and laughed...

21. And laughed and laughed...TheBoydP

22. You're dead meat

22. You're dead meata_simpl_man

23. It's a good thing

23. It's a good thingXplodingUnicorn

24. Important languages I must say

24. Important languages I must saySocial_Mime

25. So darn true

25. So darn trueLazor2828

26. Here's the secret to marriage

26. Here's the secret to marriagecopymama

27. Please, please, please...

27. Please, please, please...TheCatWhisprer

28. You get it...

28. You get it...XplodingUnicorn

29. What else is there to do?

29. What else is there to do?RodLacroix

30. Exactly! You will just have to see for yourself

30. Exactly! You will just have to see for yourselfmomjeansplease

31. No matter the temperature...

31. No matter the temperature...StoneAgeRadio13

32. Which should I be mad at?

32. Which should I be mad at?mommajessiec

33. I am your wife

33. I am your wifemommajessiec

34. Lol... make it two months

34. Lol... make it two monthssixfootcandy

35. Let's Netflix and chill

35. Let's Netflix and chillmommajessiec

36. What! Lol...

36. What! Lol...Gupton68

37. Someone please help me

37. Someone please help methearibradford

38. Way to go

38. Way to goXplodingUnicorn

39. Getting married techniques

39. Getting married techniquessixfootcandy

40. The basics of marriage

40. The basics of marriageEliMcCann

41. Why is the rum out?

41. Why is the rum out?RodLacroix

42. A weird marriage story

42. A weird marriage storySladeWentworth

43. Spicing up your marriage

43. Spicing up your marriagemaryfairybobrry

44. And that is the menu for driving

44. And that is the menu for drivingsixfootcandy

45. Doing a very frightening job of squid game

45. Doing a very frightening job of squid gameAverage_Dad1

46. Oh, wow!

46. Oh, wow!mommajessiec

47. Men's storage versus female storage

47. Men's storage versus female storageChhapiness

48. It's rolling season

48. It's rolling seasonsimoncholland

49. Should we fold it?

49. Should we fold it?XplodingUnicorn

50. Having an affair in the dream

50. Having an affair in the dreamskittle624

Marriage is one amazing, witty ride, designed to withstand a truly mind-blowing lifetime trial. The odd thing is that, unfortunately, some marriages fail at it.

So, back to you. Which of these tweets made you laugh out loud, and which can you relate to the most? Leave your replies in the comment section below.

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