Parenting Life Is Perfectly Summed Up In These Hilarious Memes
I feel sorry for parents these days.
Parenting is a whole package, and that package is definitely not all sunshine and rainbows. Included in the package are snuggles, kisses, adorable "I love you's," and at least 12 years' worth of crafts. However, also included in the package is learning to function on an inhumane amount of sleep, cold coffee, scribbles on the walls, and a lot of poop. I cannot emphasize enough: "a lot of poop."
Realistically, you could focus on all the positives and ooey-gooey, lovey-dovey memories to blot out all the moments of pure chaos and insanity—not to mention the audible, "what the f**k" type of stuff. But more rationally, it's a lot more fun to have a good, hard chuckle at the swirling tornado of life that sums up parenting. With that, I present to you hilarious and definitely relatable parenting memes.
We tolerate each other.
It's one of those days.
planetmunchkinKids be like:
"Sounds like a lie, but okay."
Warner BrosSplish-Splash
There's almost as much water outside of the tub as there is inside by the time bath time is over.
Pinterest
It's the song that never ends.
But it's less fun.
badparentingmoments
Literally everyone.
It's not just the kids; it's the dog and the partner, too. WHY?
reddit
The best milk!
That extra day really matters, folks.
thelaundrymoms
The thing we like?
It's called alone time.
therealramblinma
HEY
I earned it.
smartandsmitten
Also, literally:
Any variation of "mom" randomly inserted into the relentless calling.
scarymommy
Am I doing this right?
Or do I need more lavender? I still feel stressed.
chewinggum.wyd
Science!
I'm sure science can explain this phenomenon.
gsawesometees
Why is this so accurate?
It's never-ending, and there are a lot of "um's."
izismile
Sometimes the only one who gets "it" is the cat.
I find this irrationally easy to relate to.
pothead_mom
Optimism
Keep that trait in your parenting toolbox, and you'll feel a lot less stress.
DrMassicotte
Doo-doo-doo-doo-dooooooo
DIE.
izismile
"I didn't come here to socialize."
I go to the park to let the kids run wild and not touch me for half an hour.
tgv.momlife
Where does it all come from?
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE PHYSICS.
scarymommy
A little truth, a lot of lies.
Toddlers are feral creatures, regardless of parenting philosophies.
MacGyveringMom
Listen here, you little...
I mean, don't listen; go away.
badbasicmoms
Doctor's office?
Did you mean, "anywhere?"
babygirlslife201
That white dress was a brave choice.
You must have the most reliable postpartum diaper on the planet under there.
snarkybreeders
Protip:
Don't ever let your mother-in-law judge your parenting because you live every day with her muck-ups.
kathmomdo
Parenting 101:
Don't knock it until you try it.
triniindeblood
Maximum Confusion
Don't get used to it.
parentstogetheraction
This one will have you laughing out loud.
It's my morning ritual: coffee and chaos.
vansky
The greatest joy of my week is running errands alone.
It's so quiet.
holidogtimes
"Oh, really, Susan? REALLY?"
Why can't mothers-in-law just be quiet?
relaxingmommy
Don't be fooled by the word, "no."
It's a toddler's favorite word and not a real answer most of the time.
oldkidsbooks
I buy a lot of things.
You just won't appreciate them until you're in your early 20s and living on your own for the first time, you little turd.
funnyjunk
Kids have this tendency to behave the worst for their moms.
Don't be offended, though; it's because you're their safety net. Smile.
RookieMoms
"Gee, I don't know, honey; I can't find it anywhere."
Sometimes you just have to roll with the punches.
justlikeatvmom
This is painfully accurate.
If they can touch you, they will touch you.
realtoughdad
Oh, you wanted a treat for yourself?
LOL, no.
momtransparenting
Never mind if it's the color they asked for.
You should try mind-reading next time.
Sony
You want a piece of this?
Too hot to trot.
mommymemest
I never knew I could envy a plastic cow.
Yet here I am, longing for that privilege.
cynicalparent
I always get so excited to do post-bedtime chores.
But you know what's better than doing stuff that needs to be done? Sleeping.
mommywave
Awkward ASF
It could be worse. Much worse.
Facebook
Ah, the old-fashioned SAHM cry corner.
Where no one can hear your tears.
Fox
This is why I have a strict policy:
No Legos.
Disney