Hilarious Tweets That Will Keep Us Coming Back To Twitter For More
The funniest people are all using Twitter.
Some tweets are so sharp, so random, and so perfectly timed that they can turn an ordinary scroll into a full-on laugh break. That is exactly the kind of energy this roundup brings, with one hilarious post after another ready to rescue a boring day.
From absurd one-liners to painfully relatable jokes, these tweets capture the kind of internet humor that keeps people coming back for more. The posts are quick, the punchlines are messy, and the reactions are half the fun.
Scroll on for the funniest tweets in the mix, because the next one might be the one that gets you.
Spicy!
I bet this is exactly how it happened, too.
TwitterA great vlog.
10/10 would watch.
TwitterBooty, booty, booty. Booty everywhere.
Own that booty pride.
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Belle is a jerk!
Okay, maybe not a jerk, but this song was pretty condescending to the townsfolk.
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Same
This hits us right in the feels.
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Options
Sometimes you'd rather see someone not go at all than bring someone along.
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Asking the important questions.
Someone has to!
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Don't ever say this guy doesn't dream big.
Because this is a mighty tall order.
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I've got lots of advice.
No returns, no refunds, no exchanges.
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I'm hungry.
Who wants potato salad when you could eat five potato options instead? Nobody.
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Caffeine
We convince ourselves that caffeine is better than no caffeine.
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Whale, whale, whale. What do we have here?
Life is all about compromises.
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Working the solo shift.
Gotta make it interesting.
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Honestly!
Sometimes, food bloggers are the worst.
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Accurate
This may be the best tweet ever.
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Dream Job
I'd support this guy, wouldn't you?
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HARM-acy.
Get it? Do you get it?
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Because you can't buy anything, sucker!
They might need to change the terminology on Wheel of Fortune.
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Oh my!
At least we all benefited from hearing Morgan Freeman's voice.
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Whomp
That would be disappointing, wouldn't it?
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Close, so close.
If only we knew what she said next.
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