40 Times People Revealed The Funniest And Most Inconvenient Names Parents Actually Gave Their Children

A person's name is a significant part of their identity, but some of these names are just over the edge.

An individual's name is a crucial part of their identity. It is what we are called by educators in class, what our partners call us while moaning in ecstasy in bed, and, eventually, it is what our gravestone will bear.

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Basically, everything about you has your name attached to it. However, sometimes names do not only describe the people who bear them; they can also reveal a great deal about the creativity of the ones who came up with the names in the first place.

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Or, conversely, the absence of creativity. There's a post on Reddit by a user named u/Frasepalm asking the Reddit community this question: "What baby name immediately makes you lose all respect for the parents and why?"

This particular Reddit post has garnered more than 13k comments, and a large number of these comments suggest that not everyone should be allowed to fill out the birth certificates of their children.

Consider names like Younique, Jezebel, Messiah, Ransom, and, hold on, there’s one child named Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii. The ridiculous names are just too numerous, so we’ve gathered a bunch of them for you to read through and be amazed.

The question is popped...

The question is popped...u/Frasepalm
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People rushed in to share the various silly names they've heard.

1. Ohnasti to Honest down to Oh Nasty

1. Ohnasti to Honest down to Oh NastyJtco235, OSPAN ALI
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4. Children are dealing with the repercussions of your bad name choices

4. Children are dealing with the repercussions of your bad name choicesSebaren, Zhivko Minkov

3. Why name your child Precious Bunny?

3. Why name your child Precious Bunny?luc122c, Christian Bowen

4. Someone's name is a country

4. Someone's name is a countryDarthGandhi, ILO Asia-Pacific

5. Say hello to Kaightlynne

5. Say hello to KaightlynneVioletlemonbug, Tim Mossholder

6. Wait, what!

6. Wait, what!Tiny_Parfait, Kazuo ota

7. Naming your child based on a popular TV series or movie

7. Naming your child based on a popular TV series or movieel_pobbster

8. Why Natalie, why?

8. Why Natalie, why?jackiekackie, Javier Morales

9. Check this one out

9. Check this one outanon

10. Naming your kids after "assassinated presidents"

10. Naming your kids after Aldo13

11. I totally agree with the fact that they are a**holes

11. I totally agree with the fact that they are a**holesCanadianBAC0N95

12. Sounds like a kidnapping is going on

12. Sounds like a kidnapping is going onDrPrankz, Sincerely Media

13. Talk about pressure to perform

13. Talk about pressure to performIAmDrinkingIcedTea, Wade Austin Ellis

14. Speechless

14. SpeechlessFaithHopePixiedust, Daiga Ellaby

15. Okay... I'm leaving at this point

15. Okay... I'm leaving at this pointanon, Diomari Madulara

16. Justice got served

16. Justice got servedphantommoose

17. What a story!

Strap in and prepare for rough seas!My mom is a midwife, and one day she came home with what she thought was the epitome of dumb names.These parents had just returned from a trip to the States, where they had visited a dock to look at boats, and one of those beautiful boats had an even more beautiful and exotic name. They wanted to name their baby daughter after this boat.UsnavyMy mom is a saint for not laughing.

- Dr. Janet Lansbury, parenting expert

17. What a story!Layton Diament

18. Hmm...

18. Hmm...DavidRandom

19. Oh well...

19. Oh well...anon

20. Huh?

20. Huh?TheWaiterDebator, Gabriel Tovar

21. Hey Daddyboi...

21. Hey Daddyboi...Cocoleia, Sigmund

22. Romance, Romantic, and Romeo

22. Romance, Romantic, and Romeoanon, Matheus Ferrero

23. Heaven spelled backwards

23. Heaven spelled backwardsmrsprinkles3

24. Hi, my name is Bear, and you?

24. Hi, my name is Bear, and you?stickylarue

25. Hmm...

25. Hmm...kemje

26. Baby, meet baby...

26. Baby, meet baby...domcobbstotem

27. You've got to be kidding me

27. You've got to be kidding merxsheepxr, Rodrigo Curi

28. Speechless again

28. Speechless againmicrojew2, Alexis Mora Angulo

29. Interesting times

29. Interesting timesdjbadname13, Katarzyna Grabowska

30. From a teacher...

30. From a teacher...Penya23

31. It had to be bolded

31. It had to be boldedmindless_blaze, unsplash.com

32. Okay

32. OkayHysteria878

33. More to come

33. More to comealialibobali

34. Naming your kids after your hobby

34. Naming your kids after your hobbyhannahmontanaswig

35. Another funny one

35. Another funny oneandroidchrist

36. Moving on...

36. Moving on...YoureNotAGenius

37. Named after a TV show

37. Named after a TV showanon

38. Check this one out

38. Check this one outBack2Bach, Donnie Ray Jones

39. What?

39. What?magnumthepi

40. My name is MyLuv... Okay

40. My name is MyLuv... Okayformerexpatintheus, Nathan Dumlao

Just like some of these kids bearing these silly names, I’d be upset with my parents as well. After that, I’d rush off to court for a name change because, seriously...

Anyway, which of the names did you find the most ridiculous? Have you heard of an awkward name as well?

Drop your comments about this post below.

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