People Share Insults They've Heard That Seem Like Compliments
"You look so pretty I didn’t even recognize you."
Wouldn’t it be great if everyone spoke their mind, and we wouldn’t have to decipher what that person just said to us? Maybe not that great, because it would lead to a lot of confrontations, that is for sure.
This way, those people leave by the time we understand what they really meant. And that makes us even more furious - we can’t get even…
Many times, people disguise their insults as something benign or even as compliments. People on AskReddit share the insults they’ve heard but masked as praise.
We have selected some of the best, and we know you are going to enjoy them…
1. Good effort, keep it up…
“I love what you’re trying to do with your hair…”
2. A classic...
“Good for you.
This is passive-aggressive through and through.”
3. Some is same as ugly...
“My grandma used to tell us that if you ever met an ugly baby, you should say, ‘Wow, that is SOME BABY.’”
4. Good for...
“My grandma always says people are ‘good and kind’ when they get on her nerves.
They think she’s a sweet old lady when she’s really saying they’re ‘good for nothing and kinda stupid.’
I got it engraved on a mug for her.”
5. Braveheart
“That outfit is really brave.”
6. Looks can be deceiving...
“You’re much smarter than you look.”
7. Consistency is the key...
“I was doing a timed work skills test a month into a new job, and it took me forever, so he let me do it again.
It took just as long the second time, and he said, ‘Well… at least you’re consistent.’”
8. Not at all
“Someone once said to me, ‘You aren’t as horrible as everyone told me you’d be.’”
9. Same thing
“‘You look… healthy’ is, where I’m from, the nice way of saying someone has gotten fat.”
10. Confident...
“You’re so confident!
This has got to be a kick to the nuts. Said in the right tone, that must suck.
Because you know homeboy built up quite some courage to rock those assless chaps, and now Aunt Karen just dropped that bomb on you at the family Christmas party…”
11. Just don’t care...
“I love my mother, but she used to hit me with this.
She’d say, ‘You know what I love about you – you just don’t care what other people think’ when I’d leave the house without makeup. 😤”
12. Could be worse...
“Your sister is beautiful, and you are… smart.”
13. No respect
“With all due respect,…” when it’s clear none is due.”
14. Wow.. that is low
“You are impossible to underestimate.”
15. Sharing things
“One of the guys I was dating told me, ‘You share your emotions and feelings quite often.’
I took it to mean I probably talk too much about things and shouldn’t, but he told me that no, it’s a good thing and it helps. Still made me think twice the next time I wanted to share things.”
16. Pretty face
“Classic chubby girl insult: ‘But you have such a pretty face!’”
17. For a Mexican...
“While waiting tables, an old woman told my coworker that he’s ‘handsome for a Mexican.’
Bitch, he’s just handsome.”
18. Lesbians cannot be pretty...
“That reminds me so much of ‘You’re a lesbian?? But you’re so pretty!!’
Like, good job insulting both my people and my taste in people in one swift blow.”
19. You deserve it...
“I hope you have the day you deserve.”
20. That pretty, huh?
“You’ve got a face for radio.”
21. Smart for a girl...
“In the line at Walmart, there was an old lady and a man trying to figure out how much money they needed to pay, and when I said the amount,
he told me that I was pretty smart for being a girl.”
22. Tolerance...
“It’s understanding that makes it possible for people like us to tolerate a person like yourself.
- Abe Froman”
23. Is this good?
“You have completely met my expectations.”
24. The hood talk
“You talk so eloquently” or “you speak so well” towards a black person as if we all talk like we’re from the depths of the hood.”
25. South
“If you are in the South, ‘Bless your heart.’”
26. What do you mean?
“You haven’t changed a bit!”
27. Unrecognizable.
“You look so pretty I didn’t even recognize you.” My mom said that to me one day when I was leaving for high school. She totally didn’t mean it to be an insult, but I felt that one.”
28. Bad taste....
“I love how you just wear anything!”
29. Some ears
“Oh, I see you’re finally growing into those ears.”
30. Carry on…
“You carry your weight well.
Said to me by a much thinner friend.”
31. See you...
“I’m a little surprised this isn’t on here.
I heard that stewardesses will say, ‘See you next time’ to airline passengers that have been particularly troublesome. Sounds innocent until you abbreviate it to ‘C U Next Time.’”
32. Get some rest
“You look tired.”
Just another way of saying you look like shit.”
33. Good or bad?
“You really are something else.”
34. Low blow...
“Well, aren’t you precious?”
35. Is it over?
“Cool story, bro.”
