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50 Absolutely Hilarious Posts On Marriage And Parenting You Don't Want To Miss

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50 Absolutely Hilarious Posts On Marriage And Parenting You Don't Want To Miss

Marriage and parenting can be chaotic, exhausting, and, at times, unintentionally hilarious. That is exactly why these jokes and memes land so well.

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This roundup follows Adam and Danielle, the New Jersey couple behind Marriage & Martinis, whose posts capture the everyday comedy of living with a spouse, raising kids, and trying to keep it together. From awkward kid questions to the strange logic of married life, the humor feels painfully familiar.

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If you need a break, this is the kind worth taking. Read on.

1. I'd go there.

Crazy, crazy, crazy.

1. I'd go there.MaryHeglar
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2. Not showing compassion for someone who's not feeling well isn't equality.

2. Not showing compassion for someone who's not feeling well isn't equality.LadyBrienne1
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3. We all need this mentality.

3. We all need this mentality.natvan

Marriage humor always gets personal fast.

4. I'll be adopting this phrase too.

4. I'll be adopting this phrase too.marriageandmartinis

5. Insta-Gran, anyone? Hmm.

5. Insta-Gran, anyone? Hmm.brandontrusso

6. It's about saving whatever's left of dignity.

6. It's about saving whatever's left of dignity.SamanthaaaReece

7. Aww, this is adorable.

7. Aww, this is adorable.not_thenanny

8. Sometimes you need hugs from someone who won't judge.

8. Sometimes you need hugs from someone who won't judge.MarriageMartini

Kids really do keep parents humble.

9. This is truly the best way to talk to your kids.

9. This is truly the best way to talk to your kids.marriageandmartinis

10. I wonder if she accompanied him...

10. I wonder if she accompanied him...authorabbyjim

11. Yes, thank you.

11. Yes, thank you.MarriageMartini

12. Hit me right in the feels.

12. Hit me right in the feels.marriageandmartinis

13. ROFL.

Parent and child sharing playful food humor, “food priorities” captionmarriageandmartinis

14. This is called food priorities. Also, it's voila.

14. This is called food priorities. Also, it's voila.marriageandmartinis

15. Aww, it's cute.

15. Aww, it's cute.marriageandmartinis

16. Um. How else do you think they're talking to you? SMH.

16. Um. How else do you think they're talking to you? SMH.marriageandmartinis

17. ROFL.

Family conversation with a parent reacting sarcastically, “How else do you think”marriageandmartinis

18. LOL.

Parent laughing at bedtime talk, child awake and snoring jokemarriageandmartinis

Every parent has heard a question that came out of nowhere.

19. I've been getting ready to cook dinner for the past two weeks.

19. I've been getting ready to cook dinner for the past two weeks.AbbyHasIssues

20. I didn't know you could be awake and snore.

20. I didn't know you could be awake and snore.marriageandmartinis

21. Um.

Bold kid swapping places with parent, humorous parenting role reversalmarriageandmartinis

22. That's a bold kid.

22. That's a bold kid.FleurdeNope

23. How about we trade places, dear? I'll take your place, you take mine.

23. How about we trade places, dear? I'll take your place, you take mine.AuthorAbbyJim

24. Uh oh.

Parent joking about “the cheese” haunting every parent, family kitchen momentmarriageandmartinis

25. Oh boy, the cheese. It's haunting every parent on the planet.

25. Oh boy, the cheese. It's haunting every parent on the planet.marriageandmartinis

26. Good point, only I don't know how to respond.

26. Good point, only I don't know how to respond.marriageandmartinis

27. ROFL.

Adorable child reacting to parenting humor, “Aww!” and “so true” vibesmarriageandmartinis

28. Aww! Adorable.

28. Aww! Adorable.boomer_bass_

29. This is so true it actually hurts.

29. This is so true it actually hurts.marriageandmartinis

That is the kind of honesty only a child can deliver.

And for another family flashpoint, see the mom debating whether to invite her in-laws to a family gathering.

30. Um, okay.

30. Um, okay.MarriageMartini

31. ROFL.

Parent holding a best cup of coffee, exhaustion and “power of being a parent”thedad

32. That is, indeed, the best cup of coffee.

32. That is, indeed, the best cup of coffee.marriageandmartinis

33. The power of being a parent.

33. The power of being a parent.marriageandmartinis

34. ROFL.

Parent and child sharing laughter, “mission accomplished” after a funny momentmarriageandmartinis

35. This is hilarious. LOL.

35. This is hilarious. LOL.marriageandmartinis

36. Oh good, mission accomplished.

36. Oh good, mission accomplished.marriageandmartinis

37. There's nothing wrong with a good one-sided conversation.

37. There's nothing wrong with a good one-sided conversation.marriageandmartinis

38. ROFL.

One-sided conversation scenario, parent responding after messing up, comedic tonemarriageandmartinis

39. Ah, the classic after you've messed up.

39. Ah, the classic after you've messed up.marriageandmartinis

40. Right on, especially #1. It's important.

40. Right on, especially #1. It's important.Parkerlawyer

41. Those are rare friends, to be honest.

41. Those are rare friends, to be honest.marriageandmartinis

42. LMAO.

Friends supporting a parent, plus grocery shopping stress and rushing home jokemarriageandmartinis

43. I'd be scared too.

43. I'd be scared too.marriageandmartinis

44. You forgot a week to shop without having to rush back home.

44. You forgot a week to shop without having to rush back home.marriageandmartinis

45. Exactly.

45. Exactly.marriageandmartinis

46. Oh boy. You have it tough.

46. Oh boy. You have it tough.marriageandmartinis

47. Well played, son. Well played.

47. Well played, son. Well played.marriageandmartinis

48. This is so accurate it makes me mad.

48. This is so accurate it makes me mad.marriageandmartinis

49. Thank you for the information.

49. Thank you for the information.marriageandmartinis

50. ROFL.

Angry but accurate parenting quote, “Thank you for the information” reactionmarriageandmartinis

In Summary...

No matter how difficult life gets after marriage and after becoming parents, we wouldn't trade it for anything else on the planet! It's a temporary phase because soon children grow up and partners settle down, right?

Either way, we're glad to have stumbled upon these hilarious jokes and memes. We all need a hearty laugh at some point in our lives.

Since sharing is caring, go ahead and share this post with your loved ones who need a break!

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