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50 Absolutely Hilarious Posts On Marriage And Parenting You Don't Want To Miss

People will judge you, so go ahead and be happy. No one cares.

50 Absolutely Hilarious Posts On Marriage And Parenting You Don't Want To Miss

If marriage is a joke, parenting is the after-effect. Let's just say you won't get out alive.

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That said, different people have different opinions about marriage and various ways to parent their kids. But as humans, we tend to judge others during our pastimes.

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Whether you're married or a parent, everyone deserves a break, and the only way to take that much-deserved break is by sharing and laughing your problems out!

Meet Adam and Danielle, a couple from New Jersey who founded Marriage & Martinis, an online project dedicated to sharing hilarious content about marriage and parenting.

The memes and jokes they post are funny but paint an accurate picture of what it's like to be married and/or a parent! People who have no idea what it's like to be married and/or a parent have no clue what's about to hit them should they choose that route.

People see kids and go, "Aww" and "So adorable," but those who share the same roof with those kids know exactly how adorable it is when they get up in the middle of the night wanting to poop.

Yeah, exactly. Not an "Aww" or "So adorable" moment when your eyes are glued shut, but your kid won't stop asking you where cheese comes from.

Here's more for your delight.

1. I'd go there.

Crazy, crazy, crazy.

1. I'd go there.MaryHeglar
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2. Not showing compassion for someone who's not feeling well isn't equality.

2. Not showing compassion for someone who's not feeling well isn't equality.LadyBrienne1
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3. We all need this mentality.

3. We all need this mentality.natvan

4. I'll be adopting this phrase too.

4. I'll be adopting this phrase too.marriageandmartinis

5. Insta-Gran, anyone? Hmm.

5. Insta-Gran, anyone? Hmm.brandontrusso

6. It's about saving whatever's left of dignity.

6. It's about saving whatever's left of dignity.SamanthaaaReece

7. Aww, this is adorable.

7. Aww, this is adorable.not_thenanny

8. Sometimes you need hugs from someone who won't judge.

8. Sometimes you need hugs from someone who won't judge.MarriageMartini

9. This is truly the best way to talk to your kids.

9. This is truly the best way to talk to your kids.marriageandmartinis

10. I wonder if she accompanied him...

10. I wonder if she accompanied him...authorabbyjim

11. Yes, thank you.

11. Yes, thank you.MarriageMartini

12. Hit me right in the feels.

12. Hit me right in the feels.marriageandmartinis

13. ROFL.

13. ROFL.marriageandmartinis

14. This is called food priorities. Also, it's voila.

14. This is called food priorities. Also, it's voila.marriageandmartinis

15. Aww, it's cute.

15. Aww, it's cute.marriageandmartinis

16. Um. How else do you think they're talking to you? SMH.

16. Um. How else do you think they're talking to you? SMH.marriageandmartinis

17. ROFL.

17. ROFL.marriageandmartinis

18. LOL.

18. LOL.marriageandmartinis

19. I've been getting ready to cook dinner for the past two weeks.

19. I've been getting ready to cook dinner for the past two weeks.AbbyHasIssues

20. I didn't know you could be awake and snore.

20. I didn't know you could be awake and snore.marriageandmartinis

21. Um.

21. Um.marriageandmartinis

22. That's a bold kid.

22. That's a bold kid.FleurdeNope

23. How about we trade places, dear? I'll take your place, you take mine.

23. How about we trade places, dear? I'll take your place, you take mine.AuthorAbbyJim

24. Uh oh.

24. Uh oh.marriageandmartinis

25. Oh boy, the cheese. It's haunting every parent on the planet.

25. Oh boy, the cheese. It's haunting every parent on the planet.marriageandmartinis

26. Good point, only I don't know how to respond.

26. Good point, only I don't know how to respond.marriageandmartinis

27. ROFL.

27. ROFL.marriageandmartinis

28. Aww! Adorable.

28. Aww! Adorable.boomer_bass_

29. This is so true it actually hurts.

29. This is so true it actually hurts.marriageandmartinis

30. Um, okay.

30. Um, okay.MarriageMartini

31. ROFL.

31. ROFL.thedad

32. That is, indeed, the best cup of coffee.

32. That is, indeed, the best cup of coffee.marriageandmartinis

33. The power of being a parent.

33. The power of being a parent.marriageandmartinis

34. ROFL.

34. ROFL.marriageandmartinis

35. This is hilarious. LOL.

35. This is hilarious. LOL.marriageandmartinis

36. Oh good, mission accomplished.

36. Oh good, mission accomplished.marriageandmartinis

37. There's nothing wrong with a good one-sided conversation.

37. There's nothing wrong with a good one-sided conversation.marriageandmartinis

38. ROFL.

38. ROFL.marriageandmartinis

39. Ah, the classic after you've messed up.

39. Ah, the classic after you've messed up.marriageandmartinis

40. Right on, especially #1. It's important.

40. Right on, especially #1. It's important.Parkerlawyer

41. Those are rare friends, to be honest.

41. Those are rare friends, to be honest.marriageandmartinis

42. LMAO.

42. LMAO.marriageandmartinis

43. I'd be scared too.

43. I'd be scared too.marriageandmartinis

44. You forgot a week to shop without having to rush back home.

44. You forgot a week to shop without having to rush back home.marriageandmartinis

45. Exactly.

45. Exactly.marriageandmartinis

46. Oh boy. You have it tough.

46. Oh boy. You have it tough.marriageandmartinis

47. Well played, son. Well played.

47. Well played, son. Well played.marriageandmartinis

48. This is so accurate it makes me mad.

48. This is so accurate it makes me mad.marriageandmartinis

49. Thank you for the information.

49. Thank you for the information.marriageandmartinis

50. ROFL.

50. ROFL.marriageandmartinis

In Summary...

No matter how difficult life gets after marriage and after becoming parents, we wouldn't trade it for anything else on the planet! It's a temporary phase because soon children grow up and partners settle down, right?

Either way, we're glad to have stumbled upon these hilarious jokes and memes. We all need a hearty laugh at some point in our lives.

Since sharing is caring, go ahead and share this post with your loved ones who need a break!

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