32 Memes Made Just For Women Who Are Not Looking For A Relationship

Some women are tired of the whole “relationship timeline” conversation, and these memes are basically them exhaling onto the internet. One scroll later, it’s all mantras, boundaries, and that very specific vibe of, “Don’t get any ideas, sir.”

It’s not that they hate love, it’s that they hate the emotional labor that comes with it. You’ve got women plotting their own peace, saying they’re too busy, too hungry, too focused on vetting, and definitely not trying to be anyone’s “soulmate.” Even the jokes about feeling no pain and missing “all of them” hit like the same old story, just with better punchlines.

By the time you reach meme number 87, you’ll get why this whole set feels like a group chat with zero interest in signing up for drama.

This is how a lot of us women feel right now.

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Well, she's not wrong.

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The best advice you can get.

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Pretty much, that's all I can offer you at the moment - or ever.

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Smoothly said, but we agree: no chance.

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Don't get any ideas, sir, because it's not happening.

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This is definitely a mantra we need to live by.

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Siri must have autocorrected them or something.

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I wouldn't dare be so upset over relationship problems.

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I don't want anyone else around me who can let me down.

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This is exactly who I am.

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I just need to vet, but a party sounds good too.

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I know some people who feel this way, and I do at times too.

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They really are a lot of work, so we don't blame you there. Via @8.11pm

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Clearly, the first 86 weren't it, so bring on number 87.

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Same energy as the woman refusing her best friend’s dog adoption plea, and the self-care debate that followed.

Feeling no pain is always the ultimate goal, especially in relationships. Via @8.11pm

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Exactly, but I don't, and I probably never will.

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100% always, because I'm the most important thing in my world.

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Pretty much just tossing it aside because I truly don't care.

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I think you have to be wrong.

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At least they're asking all of the important questions.

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It's inevitable; we just love them.

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It always feels nice when we get him.

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Yeah, this sounds about right to me.

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Once you get to this stage, there's no going back.

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I can't be anyone's soulmate.

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You're right about that, but I don't know about you.

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Clearly, she decided that he wasn't the one.

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I'm just too busy, and I don't have the desire.

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I'm always hungry and never in love.

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We miss all of them, honestly.

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That's the best advice for this situation.

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You just can't be mad at me.

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That’s when the “no chance” energy shows up, like every “maybe later” guy is getting the same closed door as the women in these memes.

Then the captions start sounding like personal rules, “smoothly said” but still very firm, especially the ones about not wanting anyone who can let them down.

Right after that, the humor turns into a full-on lifestyle, vetting plus party vibes, while the “I’m the most important thing in my world” line basically steals the mic.

And by the time you see the “once you get to this stage, there’s no going back” moment, it feels like these women have already chosen peace over romance.

We definitely thought that these memes were very funny, and a lot of them were relatable. I love when I find a good set of relatable or fun memes, so be sure to share this with a friend to make them laugh if you know someone like this or just think they'll enjoy the content.

Nobody’s trying to be someone else’s relationship project.

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