15 Movie Theatre Stories From An Employee You'd Wish Weren't True

There's just nothing that can compare to the feeling of being in the cinema and watching the movie you've been waiting for while munching on some warm popcorn and slurping on drinks. It's an experience many of us always look forward to, no matter our age.

That's why working there sounds like a dream for many. Who wouldn't want to get free passes for the latest movies in town, right?

As nice as that sounds, though, working in a movie theatre isn't all pleasant and fuzzy. Let us tell you, the lives of movie theatre workers aren't as glamorous as those of the stars we're watching on the big screen.

See, while some of us are gleefully enjoying the movie, we're unaware of what's happening backstage. And well, let's just say that a lot of the things happening backstage are kind of outrageous.

From screaming unruly customers to people doing weird things in the cinema, movie theatre employees never run out of stories to tell. Some are fun, but others are stories you would wish weren't true.

Still, it's amusing to hear some of these stories, and Imgur user Hymeria has a lot of them. Keep scrolling and read the funniest ones she has.

1. This is just too pure and a nice start before all the horror stories

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2. The Karens are all the same no matter where you go

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3. Those women don't deserve the joy of the theatre or any joy in life, actually

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4. Who hurt these people? Oh my god!

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5. That is not the way to build up your immunity, for God's sake!

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6. The rules are there for a freaking reason

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7. Alright, dumb lady who doesn't even know what's good for her kid

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8. We get it; people should be able to bring their own food into the theatre, but at least be decent about it

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9. Yep, that does sound like crawling through a prison sewer, alright

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10. Does it just run in the blood, or is it the breeding?

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11. Never imagine you can get unintentionally high in a movie theatre

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12. Okay, now what in the world? Can we give those people a nice, good slap?

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13. Then why not go elsewhere if you think it's that expensive? It's not like anything will change much.

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14. Oh no, the poor dear. That is indeed some traumatizing work.

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15. Okay, what part of their horniness does this act exactly solve?

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Alright, we can properly say that we have experienced a bit of the trauma that Hymeria and her coworkers have faced. Still, we bet it doesn't compare to the actual scenarios.

What is wrong with people? Seriously, a lot of those stories got us asking, "Is humanity still okay?"

Please don't be one of those people in the cinema, alright?