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People Who Do Not Have Kids Have A Lot Of Sassy Things To Say About It And Their Equally Fulfilling Life

There are certainly some benefits to remaining child-free.

People Who Do Not Have Kids Have A Lot Of Sassy Things To Say About It And Their Equally Fulfilling Life

People who choose not to have children are speaking up more openly than ever, and they are not exactly being shy about it.

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From money and sleep to freedom and personal priorities, these posts highlight why some people are perfectly happy without kids. The reactions are funny, a little savage, and very sure of themselves, which is probably why they keep getting shared.

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Here are the tweets that made the case, one sassy post at a time.

Hadn't considered this before, but it is a super good point.

Hadn't considered this before, but it is a super good point.TheRachelFisher
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"Family" comes in all shapes and sizes.

"Family" comes in all shapes and sizes.Kolkata_Chhori
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Different priorities!

Different priorities!DestryBrod

The jokes get sharper from here.

OOP.

Diverse family concept collage, “different priorities” theme with playful money hack captionDaveVescio

... fair!

Bold social post text, “OOP” and “real money hack” message about parenting choicesShalindaKirby

This is a real money hack!

This is a real money hack!molly7anne

IT IS SO RUDE.

IT IS SO RUDE.CrissRad

And if you do have kids, make sure you're going to love them just the way they are.

And if you do have kids, make sure you're going to love them just the way they are.ninisalinass

An excellent use for these stickers!

An excellent use for these stickers!sauteslut

Is this a fair equivalence? (Yes.)

Is this a fair equivalence? (Yes.)stupidoldandy

THAT IS SO MUCH MONEY.

THAT IS SO MUCH MONEY.WineWeedWife

And then the money talk gets very real.

Babies, famously, are not a big commitment.

Babies, famously, are not a big commitment.molly7anne

Good marketing!

Good marketing!HenpeckedHal

There are definite benefits to being child-free during the pandemic...

There are definite benefits to being child-free during the pandemic...SpikeReeds

Double whammy.

Double whammy.goldengateblond

HAHA, hopefully!

HAHA, hopefully!OhNoSheTwitnt

Aren't tapeworms and fetuses technically similar?

Aren't tapeworms and fetuses technically similar?WheelTod

And there it is!

And there it is!slackmistress

"Why don't you want kids?" "I value sleep."

"Why don't you want kids?" "I value sleep."ElizaBayne

Real pic of me.

Real pic of me.Vynse

Sleep keeps coming up for a reason.

It’s the same kind of money tension as the couple arguing over separate baby-fund savings versus a joint account.

Tears all around!

Tears all around!dafloydsta

!!

Close-up selfie with tearful expression, caption “Real pic of me, Tears all around”NatashaMLee

A true blessing!

A true blessing!enterrob

CAROL.

Screen text overlay expressing “A true blessing,” “Fair” and “Truth” reactionsEmiBarry

Fair.

Text post featuring “A true blessing, CAROL,” followed by debate about real-life versus SimsLizHackett

Truth.

Social media style message, “CAROL, Fair,” discussing Sims-like parenting scenarios in real lifeleenewtonsays

They do this in Sims; is this not a real-life thing too?

They do this in Sims; is this not a real-life thing too?mdob11

Could be anywhere in between!

Could be anywhere in between!jdelwoo

Or I might not!

Or I might not!ohnoNOTFEMINISM

Families don't have to have kids to be a family...

Families don't have to have kids to be a family...The_ME_Ellison

For real though, what is the correct response?

For real though, what is the correct response?mdob11

Brb ordering a trampoline.

Brb ordering a trampoline.JessFink

That freedom is the whole point for a lot of people.

A dream.

Meme-style text about ordering a trampoline, “For real though” and “Valuable PSA”chescaleigh

Valuable PSA.

Valuable PSA.lisaxy424

Nope!

Motivational PSA style image with “A dream, Valuable PSA” and “The language here is important”joltofimpulse

The language here is important!

The language here is important!WhoresofYore

Good plan.

Comparison text post, “Nope” and “Second option definitely,” highlighting lower cost benefitsZachWeiner

Second option definitely.

Second option definitely.Skelpyy

Same benefits, lower cost.

Same benefits, lower cost.gabilynn47

Always been my life goal.

Always been my life goal.probablyMalaz

THIS IS SO TRUE.

THIS IS SO TRUE.robfee

Ah, a time traveler....

Ah, a time traveler....KingRainhead

Fun fact: human babies are useless when they are born because they haven't technically finished developing, but human bodies can't hold them for any longer.

Fun fact: human babies are useless when they are born because they haven't technically finished developing, but human bodies can't hold them for any longer.goldengateblond

Serves a family, or serves me (spoiler: they're the same thing!).

Serves a family, or serves me (spoiler: they're the same thing!).Annekinns

Traditions, amirite?!

Traditions, amirite?!kbnoswag

They'll need it.

They'll need it.sarahjoyshockey

Permanent excuse.

Permanent excuse.annetdonahue

What do you think about this? People who don't have kids have just as fulfilling lives... with a lot more free time!

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