29 Of The Funniest Things Parents Have Tweeted About Their Kids
There's never a dull moment with kids.
Let's face it, parenting isn't easy. It's a juggling act of taking care of the kiddos, keeping up with the housework, and squeezing in the 9 to 5.
Hey parents, it's no secret that parenting can be tough. From trying to keep up with your kids' ever-changing interests and needs to dealing with their teenage mood swings, it's easy to feel overwhelmed.
But don't worry, you're not alone! We all go through it, and the good news is that there are ways to make the journey easier.
So take a deep breath, keep your sense of humor, and remember that you're doing a great job! Plus, the responsibility of being a parent is a lifetime commitment that requires us to give up our precious time, money, and freedom—no wonder it can cause us so much stress and burnout!
Kids never fail to surprise us with their gems—whether it's a hilarious one-liner, an insightful comment, or just some straight-up sassiness. They're always full of surprises... and a lot of fun!
From the ridiculous to the sublime, there's never a dull moment when it comes to kids. They might be small, but they sure know how to pack a punch!
Are you in need of a chuckle? We've gathered some of the funniest tweets from parents around the internet so you can have a good laugh!
Whether you're a parent yourself or not, we've got something that'll make you relate and put a smile on your face. So let's get to it!
1. If you’ve never hidden in a closet and eaten chocolate, are you really a parent?
Scott_Thought2. Her level of petty is 10/10
MandyNdlangisa3. This is giving me some real sad Keanu vibes
kindofsquishy
4. She is the real one
LizerReal
5. Sassy 4-year-old
XplodingUnicorn
6. This family could set up a small business selling “experienced hair ties”
simoncholland
7. Nothing is stronger than your boy passing you his drink:
daddydoubts
8. Wait until you hear about opera.
XplodingUnicorn
9. “Wanting to laugh but needing to keep a straight face is at least 85% of parenting”
meena
10. Fairly asked, fairly answered
BakeKater
11. Show him a CAPTCHA and see if he runs away
momjeansplease
12. “Yep. Dads are… expendable.”
HenpeckedHal
13. Did you forget to give her the 5-year-old special hairdo?
aotakeo
14. When you build quality, it shows
Chhapiness
15. “People with no bills are so positive”
DontWorryBoutB
16. Uhhh, the shade
ConanOBrien
17. “Credible Hulk”
seanoconnz
18. “They’re being paid.”
copymama
19. “I don’t like it. I knew I wouldn’t like it”
NotSoNewlywedPC
20. Do you smell that? BURN!!
SardonicTart
21. This man figured out how to get him to play with the trucks. Great parenting hack!
HenpeckedHal
22. “Everywhere”
mommajessiec
23. “Step away from the wall. Put down your marker.”
simoncholland
24. “What, they’re telling everyone about my diabetes??”
mister_blank
25. Taste your own medicine, kiddo
iinkedZombie
26. Right??
aotakeo
27. Even worse, if a toddler does something they think you find funny, they’ll keep on doing it, and doing it, and doing it…
Average_Dad1
28. They’re not wrong
HenpeckedHal
29. “Glad I’m raising you with manners, but I’d prefer if you’d effing sleep”
daddydoubts
We all know that kids say the darnedest things! It seems like every day, children come up with some new, unexpected question or statement that catches us off guard.
Whether it’s a preschooler asking why the sky is blue or an elementary school student questioning why Santa only visits once a year, kids never cease to surprise us with their curiosity. It’s amazing how much knowledge kids can absorb and how much thought they put into their questions.
They’re like little sponges, soaking up all the information they can and then spitting out some of the most creative and unexpected questions.
