Local Police Post Twitter Thread About The Most Ridiculous Thing They've Had To Deal With This Year So Far
And it is honestly ridiculous.
The Lawrence Police Department has a knack for turning an ordinary day on the job into something people actually want to read. Their social media presence is funny, self-aware, and just sharp enough to make a routine call feel like a comedy sketch.
This time, they shared the most ridiculous call they had dealt with so far in 2019, and it starts with a report that sounds serious enough, until the reality becomes painfully petty. Two drivers, one parking lot, and a whole lot of stubbornness set the stage for a story that only gets better with each screenshot.
By the end, it is hard not to laugh at how far this tiny standoff went. Read on.
It begins
So it starts with a call about a 'road rage in progress'... sounds legit, right?
Obama thinks so.
What they arrive to is... slightly less legit than first thought.
It turns out it is literally two people who refuse to get out of the way in a parking lot.
Apparently, they've stumbled upon the two most petty people on this Earth.
This is similar to the neighbor who got mad after I refused to share my secret recipe.
I know, right?
Not surprisingly, Karen also wouldn't budge.
It turns out soccer mom Karen is actually a horrible driver and a huge drama queen.
The commanding officer, using his years of experience, immediately exits this situation.
Chad is also a pompous jerk.
Yes, insult the police who are dealing with this mockery of public spending.
SMACKED DOWN KAREN
A beautiful tale of evil and evil.
And thus concludes the story. Goodnight, kids.
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