Thanks To Twitter People Are Sharing Their Strange Food Habits That Will Make You Feel Normal

Some of you have seriously crossed a food line.

Damjan

Published in Funny
20 Feb 2019

Thanks To Twitter People Are Sharing Their Strange Food Habits That Will Make You Feel Normal

Some food habits are so specific they only make sense in one family, one town, or one very brave kitchen. Then someone posts a question online, and suddenly thousands of people are admitting to the weird little things they eat without thinking twice.

That is exactly what happened after one Twitter user asked people to share the strange food habits they did not realize were bizarre until much later. The answers ranged from mildly questionable to deeply alarming, with buttered Pop-Tarts, frozen waffles, and other combinations that should probably stay private.

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The replies only get stranger from there.

A little sweet, a little salty.

Sweet and salty can pair well together, but I am definitely not sold on this one.

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Lick it and stick it.

I mean, who doesn't appreciate a little extra salt? Not enough to lick chips, but... I guess.

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Disgusting.

I'm calling the police.

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A... classic?

You gotta do what you gotta do, I guess.

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Crunchy

I've heard of people eating uncooked ramen noodles before, but not like this.

Person holding a bizarre salad-like dish, mocked as ruined classic

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WHY

Does it take too long to toast? Are you a monster? We need to know.

Close-up of crunchy salad ingredients, described as loosely called salad

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You've taken something beautiful and ruined it.

Again, sweet and salty can pair well, but this is a travesty.

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Salad is sometimes used very loosely.

But I can confirm that salads just like this are served in Nebraska all the time.

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Swell.

I guess as far as this list is concerned, a buttered saltine cracker isn't the grossest thing ever.

Unusual bowl labeled as monster salad, absurd food habit caption

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I'm not sure this is abnormal anymore.

I'm willing to bet most of us know someone who does this.

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A true monster.

This is wrong on so many levels.

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This is not the way it's supposed to be.

You've done a disservice to both brownies and milk.

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That privacy fight sounds like an AITA debate over sharing a partner’s strange meal preferences with friends.

This is an expensive habit.

Why would you do this?

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Nothing wrong with a little crunch.

...But jelly and chips is weird as heck.

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Creamy.

I have literally never, ever heard of someone doing this. You should not be allowed in public.

Bowl of cereal topped with butter, “expensive habit” and crunch theme

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Buttered Up

What is it with you people and butter?

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Cereal Serial Killer

What other evil things have you done?

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This is too weird.

Just take the damn stem off, you freaks.

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Would you like some fat with your fat?

This is not healthy, mentally or physically.

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Tipsy

Sometimes you just have to spice things up, I guess!

Rich, fatty food mixture served in a bowl, “fat with fat” joke

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If only there was some solution to this.

Like, I don't know... sliced cheese?

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Oh no.

How did your family not intervene for seven years?

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Dunkers

WHY?

Saltine crackers arranged in a soup bowl, “saltine soup” monster claim

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You're a monster.

I'm not even sure this is safe.

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Saltine Soup

Why eat soup when you could eat mush?

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Sweet and Cheesy

This one sounds a little weird, but sweet stuff goes really well with cottage cheese. Some people mix in peaches or pineapple; others mix in honey! Try it sometime.