Hilarious Moments Where Religious Fanatics Tagged Completely Normal Things As Satanic
What's the stupidest thing you've ever seen a religious person call "satanic"?
When you hear the word "satanism," what's the first thing that pops into your mind? Is it the German Neue Deutsche Härte band Rammstein? Or a night gathering of people in black garments at the graveyard? Or perhaps you are thinking of a witch using animals to concoct some sort of potion?
The Satanic Panic of the 1980s saw Christian extremists promote the belief that demonic societies were methodically preying on children. In addition, they pushed the notion that these groups were not only abusing children in rituals but were also responsible for mass murders in communities.
As beautiful as religion can be, extremists were constantly twisting the Church's beliefs and practices. They sought to create a real-world villain behind the conspiracy so that the media could recognize it. Moreover, traces of this era still linger.
We can see proof in a recent Reddit thread where one user, Dreammare56, posted an interesting question: "What's the stupidest thing [you've] ever seen a religious person refer to as satanic?"
This list of ludicrous answers includes everything from a bottle of Coke to a microscope and more. Take a seat, relax, and let's try to digest these responses:
1. Seems Yu-Gi-Oh can be used to open a secret portal where demons can crawl out from
MindlessPut76752. If you collect shiny rocks, then you're probably a devil worshipper
Regular_Sample_51973. "There is only ONE master of the universe, and it’s God!!!"
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4. A microscope is a gift from the devil... Beware!
ArbutusPhD
5. Coca-Cola has some explaining to do
GEDlesson
6. We might have just found the snake that deceived Eve into eating the forbidden fruit
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7. Anything of beauty is satanic
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8. Dancing is satanic! Flee from dancers!
Ok_Scholar9259
9. Halloween is the devil's birthday
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10. If you get a cartilage piercing, you may have just given your soul to the devil
Yogurt2022
11. Beware of magic cards. They belong to the devil
pixelfixation
12. Are you by any chance left-handed? Well, it seems you're a witch
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13. Left-handed people need to be protected at all costs
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14. The Care Bears movie is not what you think. Look deeper!
BlumpKeto
15. The teeth are the devil's portal to your soul
RoniCorningstone
16. Hot Cheetos are a product of the devil
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17. This is one story you'll have to sit down and digest
Tahitisummer
18.
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20. Stay away from the word "weird"
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The responses from this thread are sure to leave anyone cracking up. Some are so ridiculous that you start to wonder about the logic behind such statements.
Sadly, most of the users who shared their experiences were deprived of activities like playing video games, watching cartoons, and spending quality time with their favorite toys.
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