20+ Funny Scenarios Absolutely Hated By Bartenders That You Might Want To Avoid At All Costs
During a rush, please stop ordering blended drinks because it's just tiring.
Bartenders see a lot more than drinks, and this roundup shows just how quickly a normal night can turn irritating. From impossible orders to awkward behavior at the counter, these are the little things that can make service feel much harder than it needs to be.
The people behind the bar are juggling customers, tabs, and a steady stream of requests, so even small annoyances can pile up fast. The memes below capture those moments in a way that is both funny and painfully familiar.
Some of these scenarios are so common they almost feel inevitable, and that is exactly what makes them worth a look. Read on.
1. Try and understand me...
"Come on, it's not that difficult. Just open your mind to a little understanding."
2. That is one frustrated bartender...
That kind of request already sounds exhausting.
3. You didn't just do that...
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4. Really, like really now?
5. And that's how we roll over here...
"Our normal is your special, and it's coming right up."
6. So annoying!
"Hahaha, you think you are being funny, don't you?"
7. Hang in there...
Me to myself: "Just a few more hours; you can do this."
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Some bar habits are hard to defend.
8. You want it strong, don't you?
9. What is wrong with you?
Like, how am I supposed to know what you had last time? Seriously now.
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10. Start a tab?
11. Kill me already...
12. So, please shut it.
At this point, the bartender has probably heard it all.
This is similar to asking your friend to pay for drinks she knocked over at the bar.
13. Seriously!
"Can someone tell these people that we're closed for the day? Someone? Anyone?"
14. We are human too!
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15. There are better ways to go about this...
"Don't think you're helping me, because you're not!"
16. Next!
17. Lol, you're wrong!
That one probably hit a nerve.
18. Truly, it is an inconvenience...
"For $100, Tito's and vodka coming right up."
19. Tears of overflowing joy!
"Thank you, thank you, thank you so much for showering me with so much love!"
20. Try not to be this guy
21. Was this planned?
22. Love truly exists...
23. Get out of my way!
"Of all places to stand, you chose the bar opening. Will you move out of the way? It's rush hour."
24. Can you stop already?
"Like, can't you tell I'm not interested in your stories?"
Bartenders are human beings like you, so don't expect them to work like robots. You can make a bartender’s job simpler by being nice and trying not to be in the above scenarios.
Hope this post helps put a smile on your face. Kindly drop a comment and share it with your loved ones so they can enjoy a hearty laugh as well!
May your next bar visit be far less annoying.
Still arguing about who pays, like the fancy-restaurant split where one person refused? Dealing with Unequal Splitting of the Bill, am I the jerk for refusing?
