19 Subway Order Combinations Employees Made That Are Disgustingly Cringe-Worthy

"I had a guy who came in once a week and got a turkey sub on whole wheat with just mayo and five to six handfuls of jalapeños."

Subway can be a safe bet when you want something quick, familiar, and easy to customize, but not every order is built for polite company.

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In this roundup, Subway employees shared the strangest combinations they had to make, from overloaded subs to requests that sounded more like dares than lunch. Some customers clearly knew exactly what they wanted, while others seemed determined to test the limits of the menu.

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The result is a parade of sandwiches that are hard to forget, and even harder to explain. Read on.

Someone was brave, or curious, enough to ask

Someone was brave, or curious, enough to askHiddensquid3
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That tomato sauce with the pickle was a game changer in...

That tomato sauce with the pickle was a game changer in...OkButHurry
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...an 'I can’t believe you’re my sister' kind of way

...an 'I can’t believe you’re my sister' kind of wayOkButHurry

Sweet and stinky savory

Sweet and stinky savoryTheClub7

When they say all-meat, they haven’t seen this guy’s version

When they say all-meat, they haven’t seen this guy’s versionbethestorm13

Nothing like having drippy bread on a good day

Nothing like having drippy bread on a good daymicahz3

It feels like she just wanted to have mayo for lunch, but...

It feels like she just wanted to have mayo for lunch, but...pukipuki66

Was shy enough to order it with salad on the side

Was shy enough to order it with salad on the sidepukipuki66

Drunk cravings are wild; how you get them is even wilder

Drunk cravings are wild; how you get them is even wilderDarkMatterSpook

That was an oddly specific request that the customer seemed to know about

That was an oddly specific request that the customer seemed to know aboutsharnlalala

It’s giving the same ethical mess as surprise bacon for a vegetarian partner, and the Reddit “am I the jerk?” debate.

There’s your new advertising slogan

There’s your new advertising sloganNotmyMainaccthmm

You have to admit, a lot of people are curious about what happens...

You have to admit, a lot of people are curious about what happens...kiwisheep95

When you order everything on a sub

When you order everything on a subkiwisheep95

It was so bad that you never get used to the smell

It was so bad that you never get used to the smell[deleted]

Some people really just want to test out limits

Some people really just want to test out limitsnemesiasundrops

There's a whole range of strange sandwiches

There's a whole range of strange sandwichesOdentay

It’s like a deconstructed pie with the bread as the crust

It’s like a deconstructed pie with the bread as the crustOdentay

There’s beauty in the rich combination of sweet...

There’s beauty in the rich combination of sweet...enderfinch

And savory, but this is not the way to do it at all

And savory, but this is not the way to do it at allenderfinch

The crunch might give her a toothache, or hot girl summer isn’t enough; she needs to have hot salad too

The crunch might give her a toothache, or hot girl summer isn’t enough; she needs to have hot salad toomatch35marie

When you were just joking, and suddenly it turns out to be serious, and now you have to do it regularly

When you were just joking, and suddenly it turns out to be serious, and now you have to do it regularlyjsunflowers

This guy must be training for something; otherwise, that is one heck of a burning sub

This guy must be training for something; otherwise, that is one heck of a burning subPrytoo

He got everything that shouldn’t fit well with each other and called it delicious

He got everything that shouldn’t fit well with each other and called it deliciousaria51

When did he start knowing that...

When did he start knowing that...fingered11

That was the perfect combination for him

That was the perfect combination for himfingered11

There are a lot of employees in the food industry who deal with a variety of people every day. If they work there long enough, they’ll come across weird things every now and then.

Insane orders or requests are part of that, and most times, all they can do is smile and make it happen. That’s why they end up knowing about orders that are beyond imaginable and hope that they won’t have to do it again.

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