19 Subway Order Combinations Employees Made That Are Disgustingly Cringe-Worthy
"I had a guy who came in once a week and got a turkey sub on whole wheat with just mayo and five to six handfuls of jalapeños."
Subway can be a safe bet when you want something quick, familiar, and easy to customize, but not every order is built for polite company.
In this roundup, Subway employees shared the strangest combinations they had to make, from overloaded subs to requests that sounded more like dares than lunch. Some customers clearly knew exactly what they wanted, while others seemed determined to test the limits of the menu.
The result is a parade of sandwiches that are hard to forget, and even harder to explain. Read on.
Someone was brave, or curious, enough to ask
Hiddensquid3That tomato sauce with the pickle was a game changer in...
OkButHurry...an 'I can’t believe you’re my sister' kind of way
OkButHurry
Sweet and stinky savory
TheClub7
When they say all-meat, they haven’t seen this guy’s version
bethestorm13
Nothing like having drippy bread on a good day
micahz3
It feels like she just wanted to have mayo for lunch, but...
pukipuki66
Was shy enough to order it with salad on the side
pukipuki66
Drunk cravings are wild; how you get them is even wilder
DarkMatterSpook
That was an oddly specific request that the customer seemed to know about
sharnlalala
It’s giving the same ethical mess as surprise bacon for a vegetarian partner, and the Reddit “am I the jerk?” debate.
There’s your new advertising slogan
NotmyMainaccthmm
You have to admit, a lot of people are curious about what happens...
kiwisheep95
When you order everything on a sub
kiwisheep95
It was so bad that you never get used to the smell
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Some people really just want to test out limits
nemesiasundrops
There's a whole range of strange sandwiches
Odentay
It’s like a deconstructed pie with the bread as the crust
Odentay
There’s beauty in the rich combination of sweet...
enderfinch
And savory, but this is not the way to do it at all
enderfinch
The crunch might give her a toothache, or hot girl summer isn’t enough; she needs to have hot salad too
match35marie
When you were just joking, and suddenly it turns out to be serious, and now you have to do it regularly
jsunflowers
This guy must be training for something; otherwise, that is one heck of a burning sub
Prytoo
He got everything that shouldn’t fit well with each other and called it delicious
aria51
When did he start knowing that...
fingered11
That was the perfect combination for him
fingered11
There are a lot of employees in the food industry who deal with a variety of people every day. If they work there long enough, they’ll come across weird things every now and then.
Insane orders or requests are part of that, and most times, all they can do is smile and make it happen. That’s why they end up knowing about orders that are beyond imaginable and hope that they won’t have to do it again.
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